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A woman said my face is aesthetically pleasing


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I think you're like me...we can't take compliments without wondering when the other shoe gonna drop....what you really want, chick.

I remember I was in Subway and this lady said "I love your salt and pepper facial hair" and all I could think was "this bih called me old, and now I must finish her" 

I told someone else and they were like "omg, she was flirting with you"....I'm just like

 

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2 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I think you're like me...we can't take compliments without wondering when the other shoe gonna drop....what you really want, chick.

I remember I was in Subway and this lady said "I love your salt and pepper facial hair" and all I could think was "this bih called me old, and now I must finish her" 

I told someone else and they were like "omg, she was flirting with you"....I'm just like

 

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I find compliments distracting 

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Just now, [classic swim] said:

This woman told me that I have great body chemistry. She was apparently super into my smell.
 

Can’t think of the last time someone’s mother wanted to sniff me before.

Ok, this is giving me some Lady Dimitrescu vibes.

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1 hour ago, discolé monade said:

i had someone tell me i smelled so good. my smell was 'skin deep'. 

now, THAT, i didn't know how to take. 

it means your farts smell like rose petals, rainbows, and butterfly wings. lol

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21 hours ago, discolé monade said:

i had someone tell me i smelled so good. my smell was 'skin deep'. 

now, THAT, i didn't know how to take. 

Joe Biden is a wild boy.

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