Still Me Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 The hell's wrong with them? :beer: youre a level of piece of shit that i cant even fathom
ThisIdiot Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 I honestly don't really want to know but .....do you ever talk to your mother like this? how the hell do you actually go about your day acting like this?
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 This is why you are gay and no guys will fuck you...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Posted March 17, 2017 Lmao this thread just filled up with feminists and Hillary backers!!
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 Lmao this thread just filled up with feminists and Hillary backers!! I am neither of these
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Posted March 17, 2017 Lmao, that picture you use So. God. Damn. Sexy. I need to take some new shirtless pics and put them up. Can't wait to meet some of these girls and have s-s-s-s-ex with themmmmm. <3
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Posted March 17, 2017 I honestly don't really want to know but .....do you ever talk to your mother like this? how the hell do you actually go about your day acting like this? Maybe because I'm an alpha male?
naraku360 Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 :fap: That's what you're gonna be doing tonight. ::]::
ThisIdiot Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 Maybe because I'm an alpha male? your not an alpha ...I have no fucking clue WHAT the hell you are but your slowly revealing yourself to be NOT HUMAN either ...for fucksake get that tumor in your head checked already.
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Posted March 17, 2017 :fap: That's what you're gonna be doing tonight. ::]:: Yeah, but then I'll be having sex with an 18 year old hottie afterward. <3
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 Yeah, but then I'll be having sex with an 18 year old hottie afterward. <3 My 18 year old turned 19 last year... ;D
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Posted March 17, 2017 your not an alpha ...I have no fucking clue WHAT the hell you are but your slowly revealing yourself to be NOT HUMAN either ...for fucksake get that tumor in your head checked already. Dude, you're flipping out like Nicholas Cage in Matchstick Men in the pharmacy scene when he was off his meds!!! You're losing it, man!!!!!! >
stilgar Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 My 18 year old turned 19 last year... ;D Are we talking about scotch?
naraku360 Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 Yeah, but then I'll be having sex with an 18 year old hottie afterward. <3 Yeah, that'll happen in only..... how long does it take to get to never?
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Posted March 17, 2017 Are we talking about scotch? Women ya virgin!!!
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Posted March 17, 2017 Yeah, that'll happen in only..... how long does it take to get to never? You seriously need to get laid!!!
naraku360 Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 You seriously need to get laid!!! Yeah, but she's busy until Tuesday.
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Posted March 17, 2017 No zeni, we are talking about scotch. 18 year old... scotch? Are you a drinking amateur or something? That would be crap. He's talking about WOMEN, an area in which you have VERY limited experience!
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Posted March 17, 2017 Yeah, but she's busy until Tuesday. Ripley's wouldn't even believe that sh-t!
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Posted March 17, 2017 And Ima beast. ;D A certified BEAST!! <3
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Posted March 17, 2017 She's way too sociable though, and I'm draining beers non-stop to try and keep up with her because she wouldn't understand my lone wolf warrior nature, so I have to keep pounding these beers down in order to transform into a social butterfly like a fcking Pokémon so that I can meet up with her and have crazy hot sex in her room while her parents are working!!!
naraku360 Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 I'll believe it while I'm banging on Tuesday. ::HMM::
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Posted March 17, 2017 This is just getting too real!!! Somebody call the cops on this girl, she's outta control!
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Posted March 17, 2017 She has what we call a narcissistic personality disorder and a heightened sense of delusion. She thinks just because I messaged her that I'm infatuated with her and whatnot, but I put her in her place and let her know how it really is. Her ego is shattered, which needs to happen to a lot of girls basically.
naraku360 Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 You guys seem to be hitting it off. Have you asked her out yet?
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Posted March 17, 2017 Nah I'm talking to somebody far superior to her. A woman whose level this little girl could never hope to reach.
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Posted March 17, 2017 We can't ignore the problem America is having with these out-of-control millennials, and we need to find an effective solution for it. The alpha male solution to the problem has been counteracted with feminism and Lifetime movies that spin perfectly normal guys into abusive monsters. We need to fight back against this counterproductive social agenda and find a solution! It reminds me of the temptation to join the vampires or werewolves in any of the Elder Scrolls games, but then I just resist the temptation and perform the noble act of joining the Imperial army.
Houdini Splicer Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 And Ima certified G (for gonad), And a boner-fied dud!! And you Can't. Teach. That.!!! <3 Bada-boom, fakest bitch in the room!! HOW YOU DOIN'!! Huh. I'll be damned. I actually agree with this.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 Enjoy that fake number. It's going to be 867-5309.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 You realize that this and two other threads will get merged into one pit of gross very soon...
Guest The Hound Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 You actually have to troll them See this one chick I'm talking to started by noticing she was self depreciating and talking about being dumpster material etc on her profile, so I asked her a comical question - what kind of inanimate object she can personally relate to, she said a used up douche, so i subsequently told her i'm a fresh one ripe for insertion long story short we fkt ::spin:: zeni get at me bro get at me
Guest The Hound Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 you keep trying to go for these preppy white bitches and they want nothing to do with you because you don't know how to talk to them lower your standards and go for some gutter trash if you're really that desperate to get laid
NaBarney Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 You actually have to troll them See this one chick I'm talking to started by noticing she was self depreciating and talking about being dumpster material etc on her profile, so I asked her a comical question - what kind of inanimate object she can personally relate to, she said a used up douche, so i subsequently told her i'm a fresh one ripe for insertion long story short we fkt ::spin:: zeni get at me bro get at me Worse than zeni
stilgar Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 Oh shit, that number was so fake zeni had to edit the thread.
stilgar Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 Worse than zeni That is why they are perfect for each other.
Guest The Hound Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 lol she was kinky as fuck i only did what i needed to do -_'
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Posted March 17, 2017 Viper, you're such an amateur when it comes to dealing with women. Like I said, I got her number. First night talking to her. I'm the man. I run OkCupid basically. <3 Beta males like you don't know sh-t!
stilgar Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 So, are you salivating over the dick pic "she" sent you zeni?
Guest The Hound Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 So, are you salivating over the dick pic "she" sent you zeni?
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Posted March 17, 2017 You're just failing so hard at trying to be edgy. You copied stilgar, a loser, and thought it would be cool, but it made you look like you'd never even kissed a girl.
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