panic Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Are they still together, or was the AC just a bandaid on a sinking ship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Atlantic City? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 40 minutes ago, panic said: Are they still together, or was the AC just a bandaid on a sinking ship? "What a good-looking question!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 this couple? he ended up coming out as gay, which was cool because she was sleeping with the neighbor. she ended up pregnant, and wrecking that other household. she kept the ac, because of the baby. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bipolar bear cub Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 47 minutes ago, discolé monade said: this couple? he ended up coming out as gay, which was cool because she was sleeping with the neighbor. she ended up pregnant, and wrecking that other household. she kept the ac, because of the baby. That baby invested in bitcoin and wasted his developmental years on a message board he never marries his twitch streaming gf but they make content for only fans and that's cool 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 I channel-surfed past A Very Brady Movie once and thought "You know I bet if they did the Sears scene now they run into...maybe three other people." (this isn't a Pandemic joke, I just mean in general) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 I mean, he said he'd call now and that was over twenty years ago. So probably he's gone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 They had three children, but ultimately, the burden of trying to raise a nuclear family took its toll and separated. The wife ended up with full custody of the kids because he was prone to fits of rage where he couldn’t contain himself and would vent his anger out on the air conditioner. The massive bat-sized dents were submitted in as evidence. She would go on to instill her children with fear as her narcissism would cause her to belittle her kids and condition them to rely on her until they’re old enough to move. He ended up with a high paying executive position at an air conditioning company. But he constantly shows up to work intoxicated and fills in the empty void in the pit of his chest with paid escorts. He tries dating every so often, including women at the office, but these relationships don’t last past the first date because once he’s two drinks in, he’ll start crying about how that “fucking bitch” milked him for all he was worth, including “that goddamn air conditioner”. If they’re coworkers, they will say something like “Air conditioner? Are we talking about work?” but if they’re strangers, they immediately glare at the exit. Then he begs for casual sex before they walk away disgusted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JehutyNinja Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 I hear she slept with the Walmart CEO, sealing the deal on Sears demise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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