Poof Posted April 27, 2021 Posted April 27, 2021 Is going to be the person running the scanning machine at the TSA checkpoint. when I’m in the machine right when it whirls around for that half a second and scans me I’m going to let out an audible moan. And not like a “mmm” like a short “ohhh!” Then when I step out I’ll say “that was so good” then carry on w/everything else totally normal 3 3
Poof Posted April 27, 2021 Author Posted April 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Sieg67 said: :smileyindifferent: exactly
scoobdog Posted April 27, 2021 Posted April 27, 2021 Bringing a brief moment of joy to the TSA schlubs.
Poof Posted April 27, 2021 Author Posted April 27, 2021 1 hour ago, cyberbully said: Oh.... Not what I thought this was about Perv
Poof Posted April 27, 2021 Author Posted April 27, 2021 23 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Bringing a brief moment of joy to the TSA schlubs. They seem to enjoy grabbing my talent 1
scoobdog Posted April 27, 2021 Posted April 27, 2021 3 hours ago, Poof said: They seem to enjoy grabbing my talent Fucking pigs.
stilgar Posted April 27, 2021 Posted April 27, 2021 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: Fucking pigs. Pigs have a corkscrew penis. 1
scoobdog Posted April 27, 2021 Posted April 27, 2021 3 minutes ago, stilgar said: Pigs have a corkscrew penis. Nah, my dick is straight.
Poof Posted April 28, 2021 Author Posted April 28, 2021 2 hours ago, scoobdog said: Fucking pigs. theyre not cops 1
scoobdog Posted April 28, 2021 Posted April 28, 2021 3 minutes ago, Poof said: theyre not cops And they need to be reminded of that.
Poof Posted April 28, 2021 Author Posted April 28, 2021 Just now, scoobdog said: And they need to be reminded of that. i dont get worked up if someone grabs it if touching me is already established 1
Poof Posted April 28, 2021 Author Posted April 28, 2021 45 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Nah, my dick is straight. we dont know that for sure
scoobdog Posted April 28, 2021 Posted April 28, 2021 4 minutes ago, Poof said: i dont get worked up if someone grabs it if touching me is already established Well, you're a saint.
scoobdog Posted April 28, 2021 Posted April 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, Poof said: we dont know that for sure True.
Poof Posted April 28, 2021 Author Posted April 28, 2021 56 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Well, you're a saint. a dirty rotten saint w/zero integrity 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 29, 2021 Posted April 29, 2021 On 4/27/2021 at 11:29 AM, Poof said: They seem to enjoy grabbing my talent This is actually the best time to moan.
Poof Posted April 29, 2021 Author Posted April 29, 2021 2 hours ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: This is actually the best time to moan. I already do there it’s expected if you know the whole story. The scanning machine however doesn’t suspect a thing
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 29, 2021 Posted April 29, 2021 20 minutes ago, Poof said: I already do there it’s expected if you know the whole story. The scanning machine however doesn’t suspect a thing Good to know you make effort in improving the world around you. When that lady cop touched my dick my mind was so bent on losing the car I didn't realize how out of procedure that was until the next day. Plus when her partner came at me with her fierce cop face after I said one thing to her it was like talking to any girl at a party. Except this girl had a lot of power over the next half hour of my life.
//>wagz./ Posted April 29, 2021 Posted April 29, 2021 //> cant forget that little bit at the end . That last little beep./
Poof Posted April 29, 2021 Author Posted April 29, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Good to know you make effort in improving the world around you. When that lady cop touched my dick my mind was so bent on losing the car I didn't realize how out of procedure that was until the next day. Plus when her partner came at me with her fierce cop face after I said one thing to her it was like talking to any girl at a party. Except this girl had a lot of power over the next half hour of my life. thats def not the effort I'm trying to make, if any Edited April 29, 2021 by Poof
Poof Posted April 29, 2021 Author Posted April 29, 2021 2 hours ago, //>wagz./ said: //> cant forget that little bit at the end . That last little beep./ what beep?
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 30, 2021 Posted April 30, 2021 5 hours ago, Poof said: thats def not the effort I'm trying to make, if any The results are more important than the objective!
Poof Posted April 30, 2021 Author Posted April 30, 2021 16 hours ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: The results are more important than the objective! I guess technically your correct
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 30, 2021 Posted April 30, 2021 3 hours ago, Poof said: I guess technically your correct THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!
MasqueradeOverture Posted May 1, 2021 Posted May 1, 2021 Thought you went full Basic Instinct for a minute
Poof Posted May 1, 2021 Author Posted May 1, 2021 7 hours ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT! yes yes futurama
Poof Posted May 1, 2021 Author Posted May 1, 2021 2 hours ago, MasqueradeOverture said: Thought you went full Basic Instinct for a minute no i don't do that anymore
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted May 1, 2021 Posted May 1, 2021 This sounds like something that should be part of a sketch comedy show. You should totally do it.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 2, 2021 Posted May 2, 2021 21 hours ago, Poof said: yes yes futurama Do not mock me. I AM A WALKING GOD.
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