How do you like your penis?

[Ric]

If your answer is like a little squirrel popping out of the bushes when it gets excited, call me. 

[Phillies]

Next to my balls.

[mochi]

hard and in my mouth

[Sieg67]

Next to my balls.

 

You have some weird junk.  My gentlemen sausage is above the meatballs.

[Phillies]

hard and in my mouth

 

:::

[Phillies]

You have some weird junk.  My gentlemen sausage is above the meatballs.

 

Hold on let me test this theory.

 

* reaches hands down into pants*

 

Hmmmm... there the dick... and theres the balls... they seem to be in proximity with each other... doesn't that mean they are uh next to each other bro? ::spin:: ::spin::  ::spin::

[Ric]

:::

^ *opening mouth up for penis*

[Rogue_Alphonse]

I prefer mine inside of my boyfriend... usually ass, sometimes mouth.

[God-Says-No]

in a woman

 

edit : im completely shaven

[CutieQuesadilla]

Circumcised.

 

I'm not partial to sea cucumbers.

[bnmjy]

I'm all about the British Broadcasting Corporation. 

[Sieg67]

Hold on let me test this theory.

 

* reaches hands down into pants*

 

Hmmmm... there the dick... and theres the balls... they seem to be in proximity with each other... doesn't that mean they are uh next to each other bro? ::spin:: ::spin::  ::spin::

 

Next to me means either to the left or the right.  You may be right but it's just a weird way to put it.

[Sandstone]

I only eat penises butterflied, served over a bed of mashed potatoes.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

Circumcised.

 

I'm not partial to sea cucumbers.

 

I actually agree with this...

[Bouvre]

Wrapped in a non-latex food service glove, with Death to Videodrome Long Live The New Flesh tattooed on the tip.

[StarPanda]

I'm all about the British Broadcasting Corporation. 

Not enough likes

[Still Me]

that its not there

[God-Says-No]

Circumcised.

 

I'm not partial to sea cucumbers.

 

ayy babey