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Posted
7 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I thought this was an imperative.

I assume if you avenge someone by fucking their ex and giving them an STD for messing with your friend

I’m in this post and I don’t like it

*reported*

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Posted
38 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I thought this was an imperative.

I assume if you avenge someone by fucking their ex and giving them an STD for messing with your friend

So it's not revenge if it's on behalf of someone else?

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In the plot of the trump cuck porn parody, Obama sneaks into Trumps place ties him up and fucks Melanie in front of him bc in one of the previous scenes or possibly a previous Trump porn feature the Trump character hooks up w/Malia Obama and busts on her face. Obama explains at the beginning to his secret service detail that that’s why they have to break in and avenge Malia

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Posted
7 hours ago, André Toulon said:

...  I mean, by definition it's not

I'm very sleep deprived....the obvious isn't so obvious 

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Posted
4 hours ago, Poof said:

In the plot of the trump cuck porn parody, Obama sneaks into Trumps place ties him up and fucks Melanie in front of him bc in one of the previous scenes or possibly a previous Trump porn feature the Trump character hooks up w/Malia Obama and busts on her face. Obama explains at the beginning to his secret service detail that that’s why they have to break in and avenge Malia

wow....none of that sounds appealing

but I get your point

Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Mix said:

wow....none of that sounds appealing

but I get your point

let me quote some dialogue and if youre still not interested, i won't post the link

Donald J Trump: (while tied up) "Don't you dare lick his ass! Don't you dare lick his asshole! Don't you dare..."

  *Melania starts eating Obama's ass*

President Obama: "That's the president's ass you're licking right there!"

Trump: "Can't see it! He didn't pull his legs back. If I can't see it, it's not happening!"

Obama: "Oh it's happening Donald"

Melania: "Yes Donald! Something you've been begging me to do to you for years and I just did it to president obama"

Trump: "No more Obamacare!"

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Posted
29 minutes ago, Poof said:

let me quote some dialogue and if youre still not interested, i won't post the link

Donald J Trump: (while tied up) "Don't you dare lick his ass! Don't you dare lick his asshole! Don't you dare..."

  *Melania starts eating Obama's ass*

President Obama: "That's the president's ass you're licking right there!"

Trump: "Can't see it! He didn't pull his legs back. If I can't see it, it's not happening!"

Obama: "Oh it's happening Donald"

Melania: "Yes Donald! Something you've been begging me to do to you for years and I just did it to president obama"

Trump: "No more Obamacare!"

This is a comedy

Posted
32 minutes ago, Poof said:

let me quote some dialogue and if youre still not interested, i won't post the link

Donald J Trump: (while tied up) "Don't you dare lick his ass! Don't you dare lick his asshole! Don't you dare..."

  *Melania starts eating Obama's ass*

President Obama: "That's the president's ass you're licking right there!"

Trump: "Can't see it! He didn't pull his legs back. If I can't see it, it's not happening!"

Obama: "Oh it's happening Donald"

Melania: "Yes Donald! Something you've been begging me to do to you for years and I just did it to president obama"

Trump: "No more Obamacare!"

Is porn Melania hotter than the actual Melania?

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