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ghostrek

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you know my family would do the tribute to me by plane either the Star Trek theme preferably TNG one  or the Ghostbusters theme you know how weird it is to have the Ghostbusters theme  played at a funeral  so what would I do and I don't I'm dead so but it would be awkward moment just to hear here you going to call Ghostbusters theme song at a funeral 

also  also I don't need no where why I want done with my remains I wanted donated my remains donated to science but I don't think my family realizes that  

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23 minutes ago, PenguinBoss said:

Maybe you should tell them, then?

 I think the first Parts the more Awkward part  they know  a few people might have some objections if I die before them for the donation to the body of science thing butfor the donation to the body of science thing 

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Just now, scoobdog said:

Why would they donate your remains to science?  Because of your massive dick?

now I want my brain studied and that's the main reason I'm because of my ADHD I figured more knowledge they can get out of my brain or scanning my brain when I'm alive I think that's the better understanding of the disorder and therefore a better treatment would be  developed

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So ill just deposit this tidbit here from working with hospice patients. You can fill out a body donation agreement while you're still alive. Its actually a pretty good deal. They come remove your remains, do their research, cremate you and mail you back in like 18 months for free... or if nobody wants your ashes they store them in a little memorial place offsite. You can't really delegate that they use your brain specifically for research ... the MERI I went to used a lot of the bodies for testing hip and joint replacements and letting surgeons practice on actual flesh. You can give special consent to have your body used in forensic, firefighting, and trauma training. Then they send your family a nice little report about what projects your body was used for. Most likely though, they'll dismember you and spread you where you're needed. 

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