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UnevenEdge

I have a really intense boner right now.


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Fucker won't leave me alone.

And it wasn't even caused by anything. I'm just sitting here at my desk at work and my dick is just like, "LET'S FUCKING GOOOO"

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7 minutes ago, Top Gun said:

If it lasts more than 4 hours, call your doctor.

Unless he's gonna jerk me off, I don't know how much help he'll be. 

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7 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Fancy a wank?

Not at work. But when I get home, my penis is going to get a stern talking-to, let me tell ya.

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1 minute ago, Skiles said:

Unless he's gonna jerk me off, I don't know how much help he'll be. 

He might have to yank on your penis so the defibrillator has a ground.

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Just now, scoobdog said:

He might have to yank on your penis so the defibrillator has a ground.

See, I was thinking we cut out the middle man. I'll just lay on the floor naked on my back and let my dick get zapped by lightning. 

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14 hours ago, Still Me said:

me too...I’m rock hard right now 

Nice, dude. 

Let's get a crystal and JO to power it up. We'll have plenty of positive energy at the sesh.

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On 2/2/2021 at 5:27 PM, Skiles said:

Fucker won't leave me alone.

And it wasn't even caused by anything. I'm just sitting here at my desk at work and my dick is just like, "LET'S FUCKING GOOOO"

Boner you say? 😬

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