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I’ve been having trouble sleeping lately...


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it would be easier to stay asleep if i didn't keep having dreams of being attacked by wolves and getting random bj's from my wife.

that's how i woke up every day this week at around 5am. it's like dream roulette, and i'm not sure if i recommend it or not just yet.

maybe it's the edibles...?

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1 hour ago, wacky1980 said:

it would be easier to stay asleep if i didn't keep having dreams of being attacked by wolves and getting random bj's from my wife.

that's how i woke up every day this week at around 5am. it's like dream roulette, and i'm not sure if i recommend it or not just yet.

maybe it's the edibles...?

Know that feeling.... been having dreams about your wife giving me bjs too.... fuckinnnnnnnweeeiiird

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This is how rumors get started. 

"Mrs. Wacky. Your husband's been getting blow jobs from a werewolf. How do you feel about that?"

"It's ok. I've been giving some of my own to another banker dude." 

Other banker dude, "I can't fucking see."

Next thing you know it's a mixed tag team match and the fur is literally going to fly. 

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1 minute ago, resurrected said:

This is how rumors get started. 

"Mrs. Wacky. Your husband's been getting blow jobs from a werewolf. How do you feel about that?"

"It's ok. I've been giving some of my own to another banker dude." 

Other banker dude, "I can't fucking see."

Next thing you know it's a mixed tag team match and the fur is literally going to fly. 

And....thats how I met your mother

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5 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Wait...wut? 

How is that possible... at the very least, at my brokest.... i gave girls dick for their bday

Yeah but...for the sake of keeping oh too personal stuff off board...let’s just say I never got birthday dick...but there was always a dick around on my birthday

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