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gonna eat like a king at the McD's tho

or i could get a 10lb box of bacon like you got and make myself a bacon fort with a giant sign saying NO VEGETARIANS ALLOWED

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I got 700 dollars. It could have been more if I bothered getting insurance, but oh well.

i have like the shittiest insurance ever just so i don't get fined. not like i'll ever be able to use it

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my state tax here is more than my old one. that one i don't get.

 

It also helps I got 3 bonuses last year

So uncle Sam had to give me my money back

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3 jobs?

 

No 1 job but we have alot of gifts

Like last year we had a goal of 30 hours or more and you get between $250 & $500 before taxes then we got a special holiday bonus again before taxes and this year an Instant Profit Sharing check or IPS for short

 

So I got back alot more this year

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oh yeah, so rich. rolling in the nickles

 

just don't be throwing them nickels on the strippers, that would hurt.

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No 1 job but we have alot of gifts

Like last year we had a goal of 30 hours or more and you get between $250 & $500 before taxes then we got a special holiday bonus again before taxes and this year an Instant Profit Sharing check or IPS for short

 

So I got back alot more this year

can i have some money

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Eh, I get nothing from the FED.....Never had to pay, but I wind up with a check like your's.....It's no biggie, obviously your income transcends your returnable payout, and that's ok......I do get a couple hundies from the State tho......It's cool.....I usually buy the kids and myself some new shoes.....Tax time is really just when people with no talents or real value get to feel like they are balling while the rest of the year they are wondering why having 0 skills nets them paltry paychecks.........It's thot holiday......Don't be bummed.  It just means you did something right.

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Eh, I get nothing from the FED.....Never had to pay, but I wind up with a check like your's.....It's no biggie, obviously your income transcends your returnable payout, and that's ok......I do get a couple hundies from the State tho......It's cool.....I usually buy the kids and myself some new shoes.....Tax time is really just when people with no talents or real value get to feel like they are balling while the rest of the year they are wondering why having 0 skills nets them paltry paychecks.........It's thot holiday......Don't be bummed.  It just means you did something right.

even when i did get a lot of money i never really spent it on stuff. just usually saved it. except when i first started working, oh man did that money go fast

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Eh, I get nothing from the FED.....Never had to pay, but I wind up with a check like your's.....It's no biggie, obviously your income transcends your returnable payout, and that's ok......I do get a couple hundies from the State tho......It's cool.....I usually buy the kids and myself some new shoes.....Tax time is really just when people with no talents or real value get to feel like they are balling while the rest of the year they are wondering why having 0 skills nets them paltry paychecks.........It's thot holiday......Don't be bummed.  It just means you did something right.

 

Wrong as usual. My brother makes 6 figures on paper, has two jobs, owns two houses..he and his wife have new cars and he gets back $4000 like me because he has a tax guy who actually knows wtf hes doing.

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Ooh, can I come.....I haven't had Arby's in a while

sure, starpanda and i will mostly be too afraid to be around other human beings and hide in our shirts. the internet is our safe space, you know and fresh air is our trigger

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i haven't done mine yet but i should be getting somewhere between $1,300 and $1,500 back from federal

 

usually get between $200-300 from state

when i get my check, the star spangled banner will sing from it

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I pay taxes.

Every year.

 

 

I never get a refund, I get a credit to carry forward.

 

 

Know that one day, I will smite you. :P

 

Posted

I pay taxes.

Every year.

 

 

I never get a refund, I get a credit to carry forward.

 

 

Know that one day, I will smite you. :P

 

my food stamps thank you for your service

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