Naraku4656 Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 MURICA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Better than paying like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 I got $4246. O0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 4, 2017 Author Share Posted March 4, 2017 Better than paying like me. what does money look like? i don't remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 4, 2017 Author Share Posted March 4, 2017 I got $4246. O0 i got a rock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 gonna eat like a king at the McD's tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 4, 2017 Author Share Posted March 4, 2017 gonna eat like a king at the McD's tho or i could get a 10lb box of bacon like you got and make myself a bacon fort with a giant sign saying NO VEGETARIANS ALLOWED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 or i could get a 10lb box of bacon like you got and make myself a bacon fort with a giant sign saying NO VEGETARIANS ALLOWED it was $27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 I got 700 dollars. It could have been more if I bothered getting insurance, but oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 4, 2017 Author Share Posted March 4, 2017 it was $27 well fine, a SLIGHTLY LESS BIG box of bacon to do the things i said before. i just want bacon, is that a crime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 4, 2017 Author Share Posted March 4, 2017 I got 700 dollars. It could have been more if I bothered getting insurance, but oh well. i have like the shittiest insurance ever just so i don't get fined. not like i'll ever be able to use it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 well fine, a SLIGHTLY LESS BIG box of bacon to do the things i said before. i just want bacon, is that a crime? depends....to some religions....yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 4, 2017 Author Share Posted March 4, 2017 depends....to some religions....yes those religions are wrong. they need the light, the fat greasy light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Damn you rich. I got around $1,800 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 4, 2017 Author Share Posted March 4, 2017 Damn you rich. I got around $1,800 oh yeah, so rich. rolling in the nickles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 $1100 this year Love Michigan's state taxes 6% sales tax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 4, 2017 Author Share Posted March 4, 2017 $1100 this year Love Michigan's state taxes 6% sales tax my state tax here is more than my old one. that one i don't get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 my state tax here is more than my old one. that one i don't get. It also helps I got 3 bonuses last year So uncle Sam had to give me my money back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 4, 2017 Author Share Posted March 4, 2017 It also helps I got 3 bonuses last year So uncle Sam had to give me my money back 3 jobs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 3 jobs? No 1 job but we have alot of gifts Like last year we had a goal of 30 hours or more and you get between $250 & $500 before taxes then we got a special holiday bonus again before taxes and this year an Instant Profit Sharing check or IPS for short So I got back alot more this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 oh yeah, so rich. rolling in the nickles just don't be throwing them nickels on the strippers, that would hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 4, 2017 Author Share Posted March 4, 2017 No 1 job but we have alot of gifts Like last year we had a goal of 30 hours or more and you get between $250 & $500 before taxes then we got a special holiday bonus again before taxes and this year an Instant Profit Sharing check or IPS for short So I got back alot more this year can i have some money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 4, 2017 Author Share Posted March 4, 2017 just don't be throwing them nickels on the strippers, that would hurt. i would throw them, but i didn't eat enough today to have the energy to throw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 i would throw them, but i didn't eat enough today to have the energy to throw find a nice dumpster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Eh, I get nothing from the FED.....Never had to pay, but I wind up with a check like your's.....It's no biggie, obviously your income transcends your returnable payout, and that's ok......I do get a couple hundies from the State tho......It's cool.....I usually buy the kids and myself some new shoes.....Tax time is really just when people with no talents or real value get to feel like they are balling while the rest of the year they are wondering why having 0 skills nets them paltry paychecks.........It's thot holiday......Don't be bummed. It just means you did something right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 4, 2017 Author Share Posted March 4, 2017 Eh, I get nothing from the FED.....Never had to pay, but I wind up with a check like your's.....It's no biggie, obviously your income transcends your returnable payout, and that's ok......I do get a couple hundies from the State tho......It's cool.....I usually buy the kids and myself some new shoes.....Tax time is really just when people with no talents or real value get to feel like they are balling while the rest of the year they are wondering why having 0 skills nets them paltry paychecks.........It's thot holiday......Don't be bummed. It just means you did something right. even when i did get a lot of money i never really spent it on stuff. just usually saved it. except when i first started working, oh man did that money go fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 can i have some money Become a Menards employee and then we'll talk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Eh, I get nothing from the FED.....Never had to pay, but I wind up with a check like your's.....It's no biggie, obviously your income transcends your returnable payout, and that's ok......I do get a couple hundies from the State tho......It's cool.....I usually buy the kids and myself some new shoes.....Tax time is really just when people with no talents or real value get to feel like they are balling while the rest of the year they are wondering why having 0 skills nets them paltry paychecks.........It's thot holiday......Don't be bummed. It just means you did something right. Wrong as usual. My brother makes 6 figures on paper, has two jobs, owns two houses..he and his wife have new cars and he gets back $4000 like me because he has a tax guy who actually knows wtf hes doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 Become a Menards employee and then we'll talk a what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 You can take me out for a nice dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 You can take me out for a nice dinner we're going to arbys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 we're going to arbys Ooh, can I come.....I haven't had Arby's in a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 Ooh, can I come.....I haven't had Arby's in a while sure, starpanda and i will mostly be too afraid to be around other human beings and hide in our shirts. the internet is our safe space, you know and fresh air is our trigger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 a what Google Menards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 what's google. is that a rich person's Yahoo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 2600 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 i haven't done mine yet but i should be getting somewhere between $1,300 and $1,500 back from federal usually get between $200-300 from state Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 2600 i'm more american HA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 i haven't done mine yet but i should be getting somewhere between $1,300 and $1,500 back from federal usually get between $200-300 from state when i get my check, the star spangled banner will sing from it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 when i get my check, the star spangled banner will sing from it ::: KILL IT WITH FIRE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 ::: KILL IT WITH FIRE FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM OY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM OY don't punks usually evade taxes instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 don't punks usually evade taxes instead? even the joker doesn't evade taxes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 usually get between $200-300 from state don't think I've ever gotten back from the state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 don't think I've ever gotten back from the state. huh... well idk i always get back from state Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 I pay taxes. Every year. I never get a refund, I get a credit to carry forward. Know that one day, I will smite you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 7, 2017 Author Share Posted March 7, 2017 I pay taxes. Every year. I never get a refund, I get a credit to carry forward. Know that one day, I will smite you. my food stamps thank you for your service Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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