tsar4 Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 I can't eat them, but I'm certain some of you do... https://www.cdc.gov/salmonella/newport-07-20/index.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 For a second I thought this was going to be an The Onion article. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 damn i just ate a burger with onions from 5 guys. why didnt i see this earlier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Don't throw them away. Take them back to the store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Uh I can't just not eat my onions, sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Now that I can't have onions I crave them more than ever! Should be good though since I don't like raw onion. Cooking them will kill the salmonella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 I don't know where my onions came but I'll risk it, what do I have to live for anyway. Spoiler Yes I know it's not actually deadly, usually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 (edited) @Doom Metal Alchemist What the fuck you all doing up there? ( I'm kidding man: I wouldn't ask you to explain what goes on in Bakersfield.) Edited August 1, 2020 by scoobdog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 9 hours ago, Mewn said: For a second I thought this was going to be an The Onion article. same 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 1, 2020 Author Share Posted August 1, 2020 10 hours ago, Ric said: I don't know where my onions came but I'll risk it, what do I have to live for anyway. Reveal hidden contents Yes I know it's not actually deadly, usually. If you've never had salmonella poisoning, trust me, you don't want the experience. Imagine crawling to the bathroom (no body strength), hoping you get there before you puke. It took me over 2 weeks to get back to normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 11 hours ago, scoobdog said: @Doom Metal Alchemist What the fuck you all doing up there? ( I'm kidding man: I wouldn't ask you to explain what goes on in Bakersfield.) I’m not in Bakersfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I’m not in Bakersfield I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 (edited) On 8/1/2020 at 6:32 PM, scoobdog said: . Bakersfield Bakersfield is in California. Edited August 3, 2020 by NaBarney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 3, 2020 Author Share Posted August 3, 2020 The onions were sold under the following brands: Thomson Premium, TLC Thomson International, Tender Loving Care, El Competitor, Hartley’s Best, Onions 52, Majestic, Imperial Fresh, Kroger Utah Onions and Food Lion. https://www.foodsafetynews.com/2020/08/thomson-recalls-all-onions-from-the-entire-u-s-because-of-link-to-salmonella-newport-outbreak/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 On 8/1/2020 at 11:06 PM, NaBarney said: Bakersfield is in California. Oh no. I’m just going to pretend you didn’t post this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 On 8/1/2020 at 11:06 PM, NaBarney said: Bakersfield is in California. Do you know what state I happen to be in? Not that I'm so full of myself that I expect everyone on this board to know where I live, but I have not made this a secret at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Do you know what state I happen to be in? Not that I'm so full of myself that I expect everyone on this board to know where I live, but I have not made this a secret at all. Lol. It's sad watching that vaunted board autism fail so miserably. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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