Poof Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 To go get dicked up. He said hes going to demolish me. It'll be nice but soon just another memory. I need something more substantial in my life than good dick. I think I get along w/this guy well enough but I don't see it going anywhere. Nothing is really exciting anymore anyway, so idk what to do w/myself. I'm doing a lot better than I usually do on my own. Accumulating $$$ very well. It feels so mediocre bc I'm not doing it to accomplish anything I just can't think of anything else to do lately. Just boredom. Idk where to go or what to do. I don't really want to do anything. Maybe iowa will change things. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Just watch you'll fall in love with him and the Midwest, watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Iowa don't change nothin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 8 hours ago, Count Smackula said: Just watch you'll fall in love with him and the Midwest, watch I'm from the midwest. But like East of Chicago midwest. I prefer the big cities along the cleveland-detroit-chicago belt. This is my first time spending any time west of chicago in the midwest. I feel like I'm going to a bad place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 5 hours ago, Cau said: Iowa don't change nothin'. Probably not. Just corn right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 15 minutes ago, Poof said: Probably not. Just corn right? There's also soybeans and pigs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 26 minutes ago, Cau said: There's also soybeans and pigs Caus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Iowa? more like Iowhy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 adventureland, not the one in that shitty movie from a few years ago, is in des moines. and there's a couple decent breweries in iowa. and a couple fun college campuses...campii...yeah. but that's about it. mostly just fields and amish folk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said: Iowa? more like Iowhy Bc theres a big sexy man there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, Poof said: Bc theres a big sexy man there there's a big sexy man in NC too. it isn't me, but i'm sure there is one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 23 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: adventureland, not the one in that shitty movie from a few years ago, is in des moines. and there's a couple decent breweries in iowa. and a couple fun college campuses...campii...yeah. but that's about it. mostly just fields and amish folk. Not going to the west side tho We're not really going to go out at all. He's not a fan of iowa either but his sons mother wants to live there and she has custody so he's stuck there. If I do fall in love I'm making that bitch move someplace else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: there's a big sexy man in NC too. it isn't me, but i'm sure there is one There probably is. NC is one of my least favorite states Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, Poof said: There probably is. NC is one of my least favorite states really? i like it. mountains to the west, beach to the east, nothing really exciting in the middle but whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 18 minutes ago, Poof said: Not going to the west side tho We're not really going to go out at all. He's not a fan of iowa either but his sons mother wants to live there and she has custody so he's stuck there. If I do fall in love I'm making that bitch move someplace else i'm really only familiar with the eastern half of iowa. spent a lot of time in dubuque and cedar rapids as a kid. coming from a town of 400, those were fun places. as an adult, they kinda lost their shimmer. haven't been back to iowa for a few years now, even though home now is only an hour SE of there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 3 hours ago, Poof said: Caus? Only 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 4 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: really? i like it. mountains to the west, beach to the east, nothing really exciting in the middle but whatever They were first to start the bathroom ban. And I met lots of mean ppl there. Too cold in winter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 4 hours ago, wacky1980 said: i'm really only familiar with the eastern half of iowa. spent a lot of time in dubuque and cedar rapids as a kid. coming from a town of 400, those were fun places. as an adult, they kinda lost their shimmer. haven't been back to iowa for a few years now, even though home now is only an hour SE of there. You really are a country boy arent u. I'm flying into cedar rapids. We're not leaving the house. Just going to stay in fuck and smoke weed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Cau said: Only 1 That's not enough make more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 10 minutes ago, Poof said: That's not enough make more Nevar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cau said: Nevar. Give me your dna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, Poof said: Give me your dna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 Just now, Cau said: So I can clone u and make more caus duh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 I'm stuck on the tarmac 2😖😖😖😖😖 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 At least you're not stuck in Ohio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 I didn't approve this, did I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 18 minutes ago, Poof said: You really are a country boy arent u. I'm flying into cedar rapids. We're not leaving the house. Just going to stay in fuck and smoke weed there's not a whole lot to do outside in cedar rapids anyways, so this plan is best plan. and yes, 100% country boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 34 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: At least you're not stuck in Ohio. Yea going even further into the abyss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 31 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I didn't approve this, did I? I'm going to need some capital if you want to become a member of my LLC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Poof said: I'm going to need some capital if you want to become a member of my LLC I got your capital right here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 22 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: there's not a whole lot to do outside in cedar rapids anyways, so this plan is best plan. and yes, 100% country boy. Whats the deal with the rural/urban divide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: I got your capital right here. Well give it to me daddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 8 minutes ago, Poof said: Well give it to me daddy Buckle up, buckaroo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Buckle up, buckaroo I am buckled in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share Posted June 23, 2020 This airport only plays country music 😑 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new_disease Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 While you're there become Emperor of Iowa so the place can be less boring 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 11 minutes ago, new_disease said: While you're there become Empress of Iowa so the place can be less boring Fixed. Be sure to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the moos of their women. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share Posted June 23, 2020 Demolished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share Posted June 23, 2020 11 hours ago, new_disease said: While you're there become Emperor of Iowa so the place can be less boring I could run this place. It feels like a twilight zone episode where all the people are gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share Posted June 23, 2020 11 hours ago, scoobdog said: Fixed. Be sure to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the moos of their women. Thats all I do baby 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 Did you have the sex? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share Posted June 23, 2020 Just now, Sawdamizer said: Did you have the sex? 38 minutes ago, Poof said: Demolished Mmmmmm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share Posted June 23, 2020 12 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Did you have the sex? And I had a marijuana. I think I'm gonna cancel my return flight and now I'm from Iowa 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Poof said: And I had a marijuana. I think I'm gonna cancel my return flight and now I'm from Iowa You are the Iowan now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 18 hours ago, Poof said: Whats the deal with the rural/urban divide? ...i don't know? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 8 minutes ago, Poof said: And I had a marijuana. I think I'm gonna cancel my return flight and now I'm from Iowa one of us. one of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share Posted June 23, 2020 14 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: You are the Iowan now We drove over the mississippi river Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share Posted June 23, 2020 12 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: one of us. one of us. How far am I from u now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, Poof said: We drove over the mississippi river I cant tell if thats an innuendo or not 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 not sure which side of the river you're on now so i'm not sure. cedar rapids is like 3 hours north-ish of here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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