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You're standing on the edge of a cliff holding a sandwich. The sandwich is delicious. Suddenly a football knocks the sandwich out of your hand.


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It lands on the edge of the cliff, about to fall off.  As you bend over to grab the sandwich you lose your balance and begin to fall forward.  You can put your hands down to balance yourself but you will crush your sandwich.

What do you do?

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2 minutes ago, Azalar Hex said:

It lands on the edge of the cliff, about to fall off.  As you bend over to grab the sandwich you lose your balance and begin to fall forward.  You can put your hands down to balance yourself but you will crush your sandwich.

What do you do?

That depends.  Is this the cliff to which you are referring?

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1 minute ago, Azalar Hex said:

... Yes.

I step off cliff and make him go get me another sandwich.  Then I tell Woody to put the football away.

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10 minutes ago, Azalar Hex said:

It lands on the edge of the cliff, about to fall off.  As you bend over to grab the sandwich you lose your balance and begin to fall forward.  You can put your hands down to balance yourself but you will crush your sandwich.

What do you do?

Abandon the sandwich because it's on the ground. Next, I'll check to see if the football went over the cliff. If it didn't, I'm tossing it down there because if I don't get to have my sandwich, the sonbitch who made it fall ain't getting their ball back either.

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2 hours ago, Azalar Hex said:

It lands on the edge of the cliff, about to fall off.  As you bend over to grab the sandwich you lose your balance and begin to fall forward.  You can put your hands down to balance yourself but you will crush your sandwich.

What do you do?

leave it.

this is the sandwich:

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Bro .... alot is happening lately .... baking a turtle alive in the desert, reverting back to  a 12 year old, having a psychotic break with Matt Damon and Rick James.

I think Imma just go back to bed and go to sleep. 

or watch Ru Paul's Drag Race. 

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12 hours ago, Azalar Hex said:

It lands on the edge of the cliff, about to fall off.  As you bend over to grab the sandwich you lose your balance and begin to fall forward.  You can put your hands down to balance yourself but you will crush your sandwich.

What do you do?

crushed sandwich is still sandwich. i'm saving myself and then eating that shit anyways.

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