Vamped Posted June 5, 2020 Posted June 5, 2020 I'm not badass enough to test it. I'll probably drown in a drop
cyberbully Posted June 5, 2020 Posted June 5, 2020 Chuck Norris water....Because badass and fatass kinda rhyme. 1
Still Me Posted June 5, 2020 Author Posted June 5, 2020 1 hour ago, cyberbully said: Chuck Norris water....Because badass and fatass kinda rhyme. Holy shit that can’t be real right? I mean this lard ass gets winded getting off the couch to the fridge
Still Me Posted June 5, 2020 Author Posted June 5, 2020 1 hour ago, nameraka said: Oh. You meant that literally. *Pulls pants up* Ew
cyberbully Posted June 5, 2020 Posted June 5, 2020 Just now, Still Me said: Holy shit that can’t be real right? I mean this lard ass gets winded getting off the couch to the fridge Oh...It's real. But pretty sure it's also discontinued.
Still Me Posted June 5, 2020 Author Posted June 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Oh...It's real. But pretty sure it's also discontinued. 🤣🤣 oh god damnit
Vamped Posted June 5, 2020 Posted June 5, 2020 I wonder if the kick was stronger than McDonald's Sprite
Chapinator_X Posted June 5, 2020 Posted June 5, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, cyberbully said: Chuck Norris water....Because badass and fatass kinda rhyme. I was this close to working for a place that made ads for this shit 😆. Figured they just made promos for health products based on the job posting, but when I went there, I saw posters of this energy drink strung along the walls along with photos of parties featuring the people that worked there next to Seagal at some promo party. They had me wait in the HR office for a solid half hour before they came in and said they found someone else. And this was after they invited me for an interview an hour after submitting the application online for that afternoon. Wonder how long it took the dude they hired to find something new, or if they had a long tenure at the company creating ads describing the heinous crimes that inspired Seagal’s energy drinks. Edited June 5, 2020 by Chapinator-800 1
Still Me Posted June 6, 2020 Author Posted June 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Quackers said: Hungry for apples?
Seight Posted June 6, 2020 Posted June 6, 2020 He personally roundhouse kicks any possible acidity out of the water.
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