Jump to content
UnevenEdge

Delivery driver's cars should emit loud signals so you know when the pizza is almost there.


Recommended Posts

Posted

They have a delivery tracker .... when Billy Ray leaves the store with your pizza put your pants back on start looking for tip money

  • Like 2
Posted
6 hours ago, Vamped said:

They have a delivery tracker ....

Dominos, in particular, has been tracking their orders for about 12 years.

Posted (edited)

Domino’s has been doing his for the better part of 15 years now.
I don’t know about a pizza siren.....that might get a little.....creepy and confusing. It’s also more shit that would have to be carried in a delivery vehicle, which will make it take LONGER.

Edited by lupin_bebop
Posted

You only say that because you're out in the boonies with no neighbors.

I would never order another pizza from any company that did that.  I want my delivery folks to sneak up to the door, quietly take my money, and steal away into the night.

  • Like 1
Posted

Wait, I thought of another problem. If you live in an apartment complex or something like that, what would stop a clever person who knows how much pizza costs from swooping in when the alarm sounds and just taking your pizza for themselves?

×
×
  • Create New...