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What was it like when Big Z was here?

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He told me through DMs that he didn't really like how there wasn't a dating/hookup subforum, but I need to know what it was like. He fascinates me. 🕵

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  On 4/25/2020 at 12:31 AM, Ultima said:

He told me through DMs that he didn't really like how there wasn't a dating/hookup subforum, but I need to know what it was like. He fascinates me. 🕵

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No one is buying it, Zeni. No one. There was never a hookup page because of creeps like you, and legality liability stuff, mostly mounted in suspicion of creeps like you. It's no surprise that you fascinate yourself, we all already knew that you're a narcissist.

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Well listen, the Z Man told me that this site is the spiritual successor of another site that used to promote dating, and on those boards there was something called the Female Collector or something like that and he really wanted this one chick from the "Comedy boards" named Svetlana really badly, but she would never reply to his messages on that FC thing.. And this was when he was 16 and he was looking for her for years afterward on the old website he told me, but he could never find a trace of her anywhere. I feel bad for my man because he kept track of things and he still wonders to this day if she had been talking to other guys instead of him and what her reason was for never returning. And I believe she was older than he was by a few years, but sexiness knew no age back then. This is like the plot to Titanic. 

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  On 4/25/2020 at 1:47 AM, Distinct Lunatic said:

Sounds good and all, but we all know real alpha men don't need the internet to pick up hos

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Most definitely. Most definitely. He's out there right now with some girl, I'm just wondering what it was like

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  On 4/25/2020 at 1:51 AM, Quackers said:

Zydrunas Ilgauskas?

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Nah not him. The Z Man did bully and heckle him at a basketball game once. The Z Man doesn't want me to use his formal username here. He doesn't want people to know too much.

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Supposedly he was going going to impregnate a legal cutie and we would have JohnnyGundam on the boards but instead he retired and stuck with Youtube. Maybe when that happens he'll come back.

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  On 4/25/2020 at 1:46 AM, Ultima said:

Well listen, the Z Man told me that this site is the spiritual successor of another site that used to promote dating, and on those boards there was something called the Female Collector or something like that and he really wanted this one chick from the "Comedy boards" named Svetlana really badly, but she would never reply to his messages on that FC thing.. And this was when he was 16 and he was looking for her for years afterward on the old website he told me, but he could never find a trace of her anywhere. I feel bad for my man because he kept track of things and he still wonders to this day if she had been talking to other guys instead of him and what her reason was for never returning. And I believe she was older than he was by a few years, but sexiness knew no age back then. This is like the plot to Titanic. 

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doofus zagnut thought "adult swim singles" was a dating site? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  On 4/25/2020 at 2:06 AM, Ric said:

Supposedly he was going going to impregnate a legal cutie and we would have JohnnyGundam on the boards but instead he retired and stuck with Youtube. Maybe when that happens he'll come back.

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Don't let anybody know, but apparently he has. Little Johnny is on the way. 

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  On 4/25/2020 at 2:10 AM, tsar4 said:

doofus zagnut thought "adult swim singles" was a dating site? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I knew I wasn't alone. The Z Man has been cheated out of his prizes for how many years now? And every time it's a new excuse or explanation or something. Get that man his escorts already! He's the top dog bro. 💪💪💪

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  On 4/25/2020 at 1:46 AM, Ultima said:

Well listen, the Z Man told me that this site is the spiritual successor of another site that used to promote dating, and on those boards there was something called the Female Collector or something like that and he really wanted this one chick from the "Comedy boards" named Svetlana really badly, but she would never reply to his messages on that FC thing.. And this was when he was 16 and he was looking for her for years afterward on the old website he told me, but he could never find a trace of her anywhere. I feel bad for my man because he kept track of things and he still wonders to this day if she had been talking to other guys instead of him and what her reason was for never returning. And I believe she was older than he was by a few years, but sexiness knew no age back then. This is like the plot to Titanic. 

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I remember exactly none of this.

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  On 4/25/2020 at 11:41 PM, Houdini Splicer said:

Some people take things too seriously, that's all.

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I want the Z Man to get his legal teenage woman already. I don't get how it didn't happen in the 2000s. I know he was a stud, but he never got his dream girl and had to settle for 9/10s and it's one of the greatest untold American tragedies. ☹️

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  On 4/25/2020 at 11:55 PM, Ultima said:

I want the Z Man to get his legal teenage woman already. I don't get how it didn't happen in the 2000s. I know he was a stud, but he never got his dream girl and had to settle for 9/10s and it's one of the greatest untold American tragedies. ☹️

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True Alphas will find a way. 

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  On 4/26/2020 at 12:02 AM, Houdini Splicer said:

True Alphas will find a way. 

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Didn't he sleep with some "ASMB" young women in his heyday? A lot of people have been telling me all these stories, but won't mention names. Don't say any names, but their accounts seem credible and irrefutable. Heard it from 6 different current members

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  On 4/26/2020 at 12:04 AM, Ultima said:

Didn't he sleep with some "ASMB" young women in his heyday? A lot of people have been telling me all these stories, but won't mention names. Don't say any names, but their accounts seem credible and irrefutable. Heard it from 6 different current members

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I think I heard he said it was "all about the rippin' and the tearin'."

Maybe it was someone else saying they were going to rip off his head, shit down his neck, and tear him a new asshole.

Too much of the he said, she said crap to keep everything straight.

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  On 4/26/2020 at 12:13 AM, Houdini Splicer said:

I think I heard he said it was "all about the rippin' and the tearin'."

Maybe it was someone else saying they were going to rip off his head, shit down his neck, and tear him a new asshole.

Too much of the he said, she said crap to keep everything straight.

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Oh. Well that's a new account. Everyone else around here is saying he used to meet up with these ladies, spend devious 😈 nights with them, and finally he got caught in a love.... Well not a triangle, a love... I don't know how many young women it was... And ever since then they've despised him for his jock.. Jocular...jockular... Behavior

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  On 4/26/2020 at 12:19 AM, Ultima said:

Oh. Well that's a new account. Everyone else around here is saying he used to meet up with these ladies, spend devious 😈 nights with them, and finally he got caught in a love.... Well not a triangle, a love... I don't know how many young women it was... And ever since then they've despised him for his jock.. Jocular...jockular... Behavior

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Petty jealousy.

*shakes head*

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