Ultima Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 He told me through DMs that he didn't really like how there wasn't a dating/hookup subforum, but I need to know what it was like. He fascinates me. 🕵 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted April 25, 2020 Author Share Posted April 25, 2020 Who dat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Are you calling yourself big z because you've put on 64 pounds and look fatter than ever? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 14 minutes ago, stilgar said: Are you calling yourself big z because you've put on 64 pounds and look fatter than ever? More like "El Gordo"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 49 minutes ago, Ultima said: He told me through DMs that he didn't really like how there wasn't a dating/hookup subforum, but I need to know what it was like. He fascinates me. 🕵 No one is buying it, Zeni. No one. There was never a hookup page because of creeps like you, and legality liability stuff, mostly mounted in suspicion of creeps like you. It's no surprise that you fascinate yourself, we all already knew that you're a narcissist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted April 25, 2020 Author Share Posted April 25, 2020 Well listen, the Z Man told me that this site is the spiritual successor of another site that used to promote dating, and on those boards there was something called the Female Collector or something like that and he really wanted this one chick from the "Comedy boards" named Svetlana really badly, but she would never reply to his messages on that FC thing.. And this was when he was 16 and he was looking for her for years afterward on the old website he told me, but he could never find a trace of her anywhere. I feel bad for my man because he kept track of things and he still wonders to this day if she had been talking to other guys instead of him and what her reason was for never returning. And I believe she was older than he was by a few years, but sexiness knew no age back then. This is like the plot to Titanic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distinct Lunatic Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Ultima said: He told me through DMs that he didn't really like how there wasn't a dating/hookup subforum, but I need to know what it was like. He fascinates me. 🕵 Sounds good and all, but we all know real alpha men don't need the internet to pick up hos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted April 25, 2020 Author Share Posted April 25, 2020 Just now, Distinct Lunatic said: Sounds good and all, but we all know real alpha men don't need the internet to pick up hos Most definitely. Most definitely. He's out there right now with some girl, I'm just wondering what it was like 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted April 25, 2020 Author Share Posted April 25, 2020 11 minutes ago, Quackers said: Zydrunas Ilgauskas? Nah not him. The Z Man did bully and heckle him at a basketball game once. The Z Man doesn't want me to use his formal username here. He doesn't want people to know too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Supposedly he was going going to impregnate a legal cutie and we would have JohnnyGundam on the boards but instead he retired and stuck with Youtube. Maybe when that happens he'll come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 22 minutes ago, Ultima said: Well listen, the Z Man told me that this site is the spiritual successor of another site that used to promote dating, and on those boards there was something called the Female Collector or something like that and he really wanted this one chick from the "Comedy boards" named Svetlana really badly, but she would never reply to his messages on that FC thing.. And this was when he was 16 and he was looking for her for years afterward on the old website he told me, but he could never find a trace of her anywhere. I feel bad for my man because he kept track of things and he still wonders to this day if she had been talking to other guys instead of him and what her reason was for never returning. And I believe she was older than he was by a few years, but sexiness knew no age back then. This is like the plot to Titanic. doofus zagnut thought "adult swim singles" was a dating site? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted April 25, 2020 Author Share Posted April 25, 2020 10 minutes ago, Ric said: Supposedly he was going going to impregnate a legal cutie and we would have JohnnyGundam on the boards but instead he retired and stuck with Youtube. Maybe when that happens he'll come back. Don't let anybody know, but apparently he has. Little Johnny is on the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted April 25, 2020 Author Share Posted April 25, 2020 18 minutes ago, tsar4 said: doofus zagnut thought "adult swim singles" was a dating site? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I knew I wasn't alone. The Z Man has been cheated out of his prizes for how many years now? And every time it's a new excuse or explanation or something. Get that man his escorts already! He's the top dog bro. 💪💪💪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Wait. Was "Svetlana" that dude pretending to be a chick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 9 hours ago, Ultima said: Well listen, the Z Man told me that this site is the spiritual successor of another site that used to promote dating, and on those boards there was something called the Female Collector or something like that and he really wanted this one chick from the "Comedy boards" named Svetlana really badly, but she would never reply to his messages on that FC thing.. And this was when he was 16 and he was looking for her for years afterward on the old website he told me, but he could never find a trace of her anywhere. I feel bad for my man because he kept track of things and he still wonders to this day if she had been talking to other guys instead of him and what her reason was for never returning. And I believe she was older than he was by a few years, but sexiness knew no age back then. This is like the plot to Titanic. I remember exactly none of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 12 hours ago, tsar4 said: Doesn't apply....Pretty sure there isn't s single female here younger than 25. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Some people are so super cereal. Or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted April 25, 2020 Author Share Posted April 25, 2020 8 minutes ago, Houdini Splicer said: Some people are so super cereal. Or something. Hmmmm... I don't get it.. All I know is that Big Z is a lady killer and he hired us enforcers to make sure that nobody takes his women. 😔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ultima said: Hmmmm... I don't get it.. All I know is that Big Z is a lady killer and he hired us enforcers to make sure that nobody takes his women. 😔 Some people take things too seriously, that's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted April 25, 2020 Author Share Posted April 25, 2020 11 minutes ago, Houdini Splicer said: Some people take things too seriously, that's all. I want the Z Man to get his legal teenage woman already. I don't get how it didn't happen in the 2000s. I know he was a stud, but he never got his dream girl and had to settle for 9/10s and it's one of the greatest untold American tragedies. ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 5 minutes ago, Ultima said: I want the Z Man to get his legal teenage woman already. I don't get how it didn't happen in the 2000s. I know he was a stud, but he never got his dream girl and had to settle for 9/10s and it's one of the greatest untold American tragedies. ☹️ True Alphas will find a way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted April 26, 2020 Author Share Posted April 26, 2020 Just now, Houdini Splicer said: True Alphas will find a way. Didn't he sleep with some "ASMB" young women in his heyday? A lot of people have been telling me all these stories, but won't mention names. Don't say any names, but their accounts seem credible and irrefutable. Heard it from 6 different current members Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ultima said: Didn't he sleep with some "ASMB" young women in his heyday? A lot of people have been telling me all these stories, but won't mention names. Don't say any names, but their accounts seem credible and irrefutable. Heard it from 6 different current members I think I heard he said it was "all about the rippin' and the tearin'." Maybe it was someone else saying they were going to rip off his head, shit down his neck, and tear him a new asshole. Too much of the he said, she said crap to keep everything straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted April 26, 2020 Author Share Posted April 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, Houdini Splicer said: I think I heard he said it was "all about the rippin' and the tearin'." Maybe it was someone else saying they were going to rip off his head, shit down his neck, and tear him a new asshole. Too much of the he said, she said crap to keep everything straight. Oh. Well that's a new account. Everyone else around here is saying he used to meet up with these ladies, spend devious 😈 nights with them, and finally he got caught in a love.... Well not a triangle, a love... I don't know how many young women it was... And ever since then they've despised him for his jock.. Jocular...jockular... Behavior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 6 minutes ago, Ultima said: Oh. Well that's a new account. Everyone else around here is saying he used to meet up with these ladies, spend devious 😈 nights with them, and finally he got caught in a love.... Well not a triangle, a love... I don't know how many young women it was... And ever since then they've despised him for his jock.. Jocular...jockular... Behavior Petty jealousy. *shakes head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 21 hours ago, tsar4 said: Wait. Was "Svetlana" that dude pretending to be a chick? Svetlana was the alt I used when I felt like typing with my penis. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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