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14 minutes ago, empty said:

So this means they put it back in the ground now, right?

No, they're going to make sure to get every last drop burned and into the atmosphere. Gonna ride that horse until they die on top of it's corpse.

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2 minutes ago, empty said:

Good news is we'll all be dead by then.

Happy 420!

420 is lame. I quit smoking a couple months ago. It's nice to be able to think and stuff. Bicycle Day is better. So happy belated Bicycle Day.

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20 minutes ago, Lasty said:

420 is lame. I quit smoking a couple months ago. It's nice to be able to think and stuff. Bicycle Day is better. So happy belated Bicycle Day.

You could always call it "Blackbird Pie Day".

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6 minutes ago, Dark_Cloud_Overhead said:

I just bought some last time I went to the supermarket. Been using a lot since I've been cooking at home a lot more. If this keeps up, soon crude might be cheaper and I might have to consider getting some and try cooking with it instead. 😝

Crude IS cheaper right now it's negative which means they'll pay you to take it from them

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Hell the price dropped 10% immediately after Chump announced his very great deal with OPEC and Russia to prop up prices.  Everyone knows not to believe a word he says.

But wouldn't now be a good time to top off the Strategic Petroleum Reserves?  Given how he doesn't like to keep any stockpiles of anything around, I'm sure he's been quietly selling that off for the last three years.  No, what he'll do is let oil companies use the space for peanuts to store oil that they still own, so when the price goes up, they're the ones making bank instead of taxpayers.  And in return, they'll contribute to his campaign and Organization.

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*puts on clip-on tie*

Okay, so my understanding of the stories I read earlier is the May Futures contracts for oil from West Texas are due in today, but nobody has any storage capacity left because they were still drilling for oil even though less people are driving their cars around. A negative Futures value means the people selling the contracts now have to resort to paying people to take the contract because nobody wants to buy it themselves.

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7 hours ago, Gina Szanboti said:

Hell the price dropped 10% immediately after Chump announced his very great deal with OPEC and Russia to prop up prices.  Everyone knows not to believe a word he says.

But wouldn't now be a good time to top off the Strategic Petroleum Reserves?  Given how he doesn't like to keep any stockpiles of anything around, I'm sure he's been quietly selling that off for the last three years.  No, what he'll do is let oil companies use the space for peanuts to store oil that they still own, so when the price goes up, they're the ones making bank instead of taxpayers.  And in return, they'll contribute to his campaign and Organization.

Actually, he announced the Gov't would purchase 75M barrels at ~7pm yesterday.

And to be fair, no POTUS since the PAHPA bill was signed by Bush Sr. in 2006 has stockpiled anything.  It was even reauthorized in 2013 by Obama.  How would they know what would be needed?  We could have stockpiled masks & respirators, only to have an outbreak spread by mosquitoes that required plasmapheresis units or some other system.  

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