Sawdamizer Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 1) The lizard folks are recharging the birds for spring 2) The water cycle operator is taking a break 3) Juices, other than oranges, are too pulpy for consumption 4) Mars is pissed 5) New forms, signed in triplicate fashion, are being created to buy postage stamps from the 1% directly 6) Pet rocks are hitting their 40s Now... these are just a few factual reasons. I'm open to hear more... but if this becomes too silly... I will request DF support. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 (((Globalists))) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 14, 2020 Author Share Posted April 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: (((Globalists))) <<<flat globalists>>> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 number 1 is the real answer we should be worried about. Remember folks BIRDS ARE NOT REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 15, 2020 Author Share Posted April 15, 2020 (edited) 7) Methane farts from cows Edited April 15, 2020 by Sawdamizer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 😎 The gays 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 15, 2020 Author Share Posted April 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, Poof said: 😎 The gays I learned that 8 and a ) Makes that stupid emoji too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 Just now, Sawdamizer said: I learned that 8 and a ) Makes that stupid emoji too I knew youd see what I did there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distinct Lunatic Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 Hot dogs come in packs of 10. Hot dog buns come in packs of 8. It's a conspiracy by the global banks and the New World Order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 watching 2 male swallows cock blocking each other over a female. i have to stay home and watch this play out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 15, 2020 Author Share Posted April 15, 2020 $18k sheets. https://flandb.com/products/sferra-utopia-down-duvet-inserts-pillows?variant=98531639320&gclid=Cj0KCQjw4dr0BRCxARIsAKUNjWQMTpfZEM89AzFHWwzFGC3r3jiEKZqY6U2w0xprAzQPpWy4oTDHgOYaAvjbEALw_wcB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 my cat high fives. sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distinct Lunatic Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 48 minutes ago, discolemonade said: my cat high fives. sometimes. so you're saying that your cat is the reason we're all forced to stay in doors or die a horrible China caused death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 15, 2020 Author Share Posted April 15, 2020 Sasha Greys bleached asshole 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 They figured out how to make the chemicals what make frogs gay work on humans, but it only works if you are sedentary for long periods of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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