Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted April 5, 2020 Posted April 5, 2020 Arkansas... because it has a Little Rock in it... ~ba dum bum~ 2 1 1
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted April 5, 2020 Author Posted April 5, 2020 Alaska... cuz it's frozen solid. 1
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted April 5, 2020 Author Posted April 5, 2020 California it's got a Woody. 1 1
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted April 5, 2020 Author Posted April 5, 2020 New Mexico Well, it's got an Elephant Butte, and that must be hard. Probably not half as hard as living in it though. 1
nameraka Posted April 5, 2020 Posted April 5, 2020 Any matter in solid form. am I doing it right? 1 1
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted April 5, 2020 Author Posted April 5, 2020 Even marshmallow? Hmm, I suppose if let it you dry out enough or compressed it.
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted April 5, 2020 Author Posted April 5, 2020 (edited) How about Michigan? I've heard it's hard as Hell there. Pure Hell. Edited April 5, 2020 by Dark_Cloud_Overhead 1
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted April 5, 2020 Author Posted April 5, 2020 Then there's West Virginia, with its Superior Bottom, probably has an easy time making it to Shagtown. 1 1
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted April 5, 2020 Author Posted April 5, 2020 (edited) Then in North Carolina you got Shagtown's sister city, Horneytown 🤭 -- you can't make this stuff up people -- which is just a hop, skip and a jump from getting to (I apologize in advance) Erect. Oh, and if you're asking why... Whynot? Edited April 5, 2020 by Dark_Cloud_Overhead 2
mumbo Posted April 5, 2020 Posted April 5, 2020 5 hours ago, Dark_Cloud_Overhead said: Arkansas... because it has a Little Rock in it... ~ba dum bum~ Delaware, because it wants you to Ben, "DOVER" 1 1
Seight Posted April 5, 2020 Posted April 5, 2020 9 hours ago, Dark_Cloud_Overhead said: Arkansas... because it has a Little Rock in it... ~ba dum bum~ 1
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted April 6, 2020 Author Posted April 6, 2020 And then we've got Georgia... which hit its Climax. Probably when it saw Iowa say 1
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted April 6, 2020 Author Posted April 6, 2020 Then Arizona joined in, and together... (you guessed it) they had a Three Way.
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted April 6, 2020 Author Posted April 6, 2020 Louisiana would have jumped in too... but it got Cut Off. 😬😧
Distortedreasoning Posted April 6, 2020 Posted April 6, 2020 what is it with all these terrible comedians?
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted April 6, 2020 Author Posted April 6, 2020 Say what you will, but just like Tennessee... even if it gets Difficult and people berate me, I won't let it get me down and will fight to keep this thread going... till the Bitter End. Nah, just kidding. I'm done. I can't think of any more, so goodnight everybody!
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted April 6, 2020 Author Posted April 6, 2020 Okay, just one more, but I swear this is the last one. And appropriately/inappropriately? I've saved the lamest for last. Mississippi So why is Mississippi hard? 🤔 Cuz, duh, it's hard to spell! 🙄 I mean, seriously, who hasn't had trouble trying to figure out how to spell Mississippi before?
nameraka Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 9 hours ago, sahockeygrl15 said: Pennsylvania because of Intercourse. On a road trip many years ago, a friend of mine slept through intercourse. She never heard the end of it. 2
nameraka Posted April 8, 2020 Posted April 8, 2020 On 4/5/2020 at 3:18 PM, Dark_Cloud_Overhead said: Then in North Carolina you got Shagtown's sister city, Horneytown 🤭 -- you can't make this stuff up people -- which is just a hop, skip and a jump from getting to (I apologize in advance) Erect. Oh, and if you're asking why... Whynot? NC resident chiming in. Morehead City anyone? 1
Reallifehasdied Posted April 8, 2020 Posted April 8, 2020 Virginia is hard because it only had a Short Pump.
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