bnmjy Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 . . . really really fucking sucks, but it is what it is. I guess I'll find comfort in video games for the time being. 1
Naraku4656 Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, tsar4 said: "It's not you, it's your virus!" I swear to God I thought you were going to post that Neil Sedaka song
Naraku4656 Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 Just now, tsar4 said: Would I do that? Considering we'd be the only two people here to do something like that probably 1
tsar4 Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: Considering we'd be the only two people here to do something like that probably Well, "They don't write them like that anymore...".
Poof Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 59 minutes ago, bnmjy said: . . . really really fucking sucks, but it is what it is. I guess I'll find comfort in video games for the time being. It's never easy. I'm sorry sweety 1
bnmjy Posted March 30, 2020 Author Posted March 30, 2020 25 minutes ago, Vamped said: >.> Try a romance simulator? I mean, no cooties to be had there, so maybe. But really, I think I'm gonna avoid anything romance for a while.
Vamped Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 38 minutes ago, bnmjy said: I mean, no cooties to be had there, so maybe. But really, I think I'm gonna avoid anything romance for a while. If you say so. Do men even play dating simulators that aren't porn?!
Mix Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 4 hours ago, bnmjy said: . . . really really fucking sucks, but it is what it is. I guess I'll find comfort in video games for the time being. bang.every.thing.that.moves impending doom is a heck of an aphrodisiac
cyberbully Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Vamped said: If you say so. Do men even play dating simulators that aren't porn?! I'm playing Pilotwings if that counts 1
Kudasai Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Vamped said: If you say so. Do men even play dating simulators that aren't porn?! This game is the closest to a dating simulator I've played
Vamped Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 35 minutes ago, cyberbully said: I'm playing Pilotwings if that counts 33 minutes ago, Kudasai said: This game is the closest to a dating simulator I've played Unless there's romance, none of these count
Kudasai Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 Just now, Vamped said: Unless there's romance, none of these count Well there's the option to get married and start a family in my game
Vamped Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 5 minutes ago, Kudasai said: Well there's the option to get married and start a family in my game Is flirting and romantic gestures required as part of the relationship's progression to marriage ... or do you pick up a random NPC lady in the street and make her have your kids like in fable?
bnmjy Posted March 31, 2020 Author Posted March 31, 2020 10 minutes ago, Vamped said: Unless there's romance, none of these count I'm about to replay FF8, which is basically a shitty romance. I guess I've already eaten my words. 😩 1
Kudasai Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Vamped said: Is flirting and romantic gestures required as part of the relationship's progression to marriage ... or do you pick up a random NPC lady in the street and make her have your kids like in fable? I Copied from the Harvest Moon wiki because it's too complicated for me to explain this process Marriage To start the process, you first need to get the bachelorette of your choice to a little more than five hearts. You can do this by talking to them and giving them gifts, and if you so please, if they ask you a question, enter a building (or exit, if your inside), go back, and talk to her again, repeat this enough times and you'll blow through this step. Once you have the bachelorette at a little more than five hearts plus the first house upgrade, you can purchase a blue feather from the peddler on Sunday and give it to your soon to be fiance on Saturday After the wedding, your wife will change into a rather bland lavender dress and move in with you. Each wife will do a different thing once married. Edited March 31, 2020 by Kudasai
tsar4 Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Kudasai said: This game is the closest to a dating simulator I've played What about "Leisure Suit Larry"?
cyberbully Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 27 minutes ago, Vamped said: Unless there's romance, none of these count You said simulators that aren't porn, and you're so busy being lil' nasty you just can't let me be wholesome
Vamped Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 3 minutes ago, Kudasai said: I Copied from the Harvest Moon wiki because it's too complicated for me to explain this process Marriage To start the process, you first need to get the bachelorette of your choice to a little more than five hearts. You can do this by talking to them and giving them gifts, and if you so please, if they ask you a question, enter a building (or exit, if your inside), go back, and talk to her again, repeat this enough times and you'll blow through this step. Once you have the bachelorette at a little more than five hearts plus the first house upgrade, you can purchase a blue feather from the peddler on Sunday and give it to your soon to be fiance on Saturday After the wedding, your wife will change into a rather bland lavender dress and move in with you. Each wife will do a different thing once married. Minus the blue feather thing ... this sounds like real marriage XD
Vamped Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 3 minutes ago, cyberbully said: You said simulators that aren't porn, and you're so busy being lil' nasty you just can't let me be wholesome I said dating simulators that arent porn >.> What kinda nasty are we talking about here?
Kudasai Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 4 minutes ago, Vamped said: Minus the blue feather thing ... this sounds like real marriage XD I did all that and I still got the bad ending😠
Vamped Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 Just now, Kudasai said: I did all that and I still got the bad ending😠 What happens in the bad ending ?
Kudasai Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 Just now, Vamped said: What happens in the bad ending ? The best ending is to get approval from your parents which somehow I failed to do even though took care of the wife and kids and kept the farm going but it wasn't enough. And honestly getting married and having made the really really boring to finish.
cyberbully Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 12 minutes ago, Vamped said: I said dating simulators that arent porn >.> What kinda nasty are we talking about here? Sigh, Ms. Jackson nasty, not Boris and Natasha nasty and not Pigpen nasty.
Vamped Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 4 minutes ago, Kudasai said: The best ending is to get approval from your parents which somehow I failed to do even though took care of the wife and kids and kept the farm going but it wasn't enough. And honestly getting married and having made the really really boring to finish. The cruel reality of not being able to be a farmer and have it all. Im playing this game where it has 1 good ending, 1 normal ending and then multiple bad endings. I dont have the heart to get the bad endings because you have to be mean and I dont want to. Ive only got one bad ending on purpose and I did it on purpose to see what all the fangirling was about 1
Vamped Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 9 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Sigh, Ms. Jackson nasty, not Boris and Natasha nasty and not Pigpen nasty. I dunno man, this is all I have. Im not creative enough to pretend to be poor and ask for ramen noodles or pretend that Im not a loser but an alpha male and Im not posting my tits but Im trying really hard not to post anymore screenshots of my girly non porn game This is all I gots .... until I reply in a thread where they make fun of my local dialect or something
Kudasai Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: The cruel reality of not being able to be a farmer and have it all. Im playing this game where it has 1 good ending, 1 normal ending and then multiple bad endings. I dont have the heart to get the bad endings because you have to be mean and I dont want to. Ive only got one bad ending on purpose and I did it on purpose to see what all the fangirling was about I just can't bring myself to be a douche in games like these even though it would make for an interesting playthough but I just don't have it in me
Vamped Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 1 minute ago, Kudasai said: I just can't bring myself to be a douche in games like these even though it would make for an interesting playthough but I just don't have it in me Im so nice I cant even bring myself to hurt the feelings or self esteem of fictional characters T.T But if you need me to unintentionally hurt the feelings of a real man with potential interest in me, Im your girl XD FML 1
Kudasai Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: Im so nice I cant even bring myself to hurt the feelings or self esteem of fictional characters T.T But if you need me to unintentionally hurt the feelings of a real man with potential interest in me, Im your girl XD FML
Guest LytKing Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 The teen dance club used to play this as the closer each night.
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