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I spewed sriracha all over my sheets & blanket


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so theyre in the dryer, but Im super gassy and cant even let them out under the comfort of my covers. What a sad evening.

 

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Posted
15 minutes ago, avec said:

so theyre in the dryer, but Im super gassy and cant even let them out under the comfort of my covers. What a sad evening.

 

I'm just going to assuming since you made this post you won the hot sauce fight so, good job! 

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Posted
12 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I'm just going to assuming since you made this post you won the hot sauce fight so, good job! 

But how can I let my farts out without immediately alerting my roommate with loud noises?

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36 minutes ago, avec said:

so theyre in the dryer, but Im super gassy and cant even let them out under the comfort of my covers. What a sad evening.

 

Yeah but you can take fart walks

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6 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

Yeah but you can take fart walks

I went to see if everything was dry yet and let out like 5 farts on the way.  Thankfully my roommate was playing her keyboard with headphones in.

We just havent hit the "farting at any time" point in our friendship 😂

Posted
6 hours ago, avec said:

But how can I let my farts out without immediately alerting my roommate with loud noises?

Just give her fair warning. 

 

Farts incoming!

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Posted
8 hours ago, avec said:

I went to see if everything was dry yet and let out like 5 farts on the way.  Thankfully my roommate was playing her keyboard with headphones in.

We just havent hit the "farting at any time" point in our friendship 😂

Slam something loud and let them out

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8 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

............You had tacos, and didn't invite us?

Knockoff PF Changs vegetarian lettuce wraps 😉

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Update: the sriracha did not come out and in retrospect, I should of used stain remover.  White blanket, white sheets.

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Posted
22 minutes ago, avec said:

Update: the sriracha did not come out and in retrospect, I should of used stain remover.  White blanket, white sheets.

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You can give me that all you want. Those things are still sacrilege. I am not wrong or backing down from this. You can beat me, peg me, cut me with swords, I don't care. 

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19 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

You can give me that all you want. Those things are still sacrilege. I am not wrong or backing down from this. You can beat me, peg me, cut me with swords, I don't care. 

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Posted
22 hours ago, avec said:

But how can I let my farts out without immediately alerting my roommate with loud noises?

my friend used to hit the window locks in the car before he farted so none of us could escape  :RoboIndifferent:

 

This is why men are in charge :RoboAngry:

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On 3/11/2020 at 1:47 AM, avec said:

I went to see if everything was dry yet and let out like 5 farts on the way.  Thankfully my roommate was playing her keyboard with headphones in.

We just havent hit the "farting at any time" point in our friendship 😂

Your roommate is so lucky, yet unlucky at the same time

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Posted
1 hour ago, lupin_bebop said:

SEE? THIS IS WHY. WE WILL PLAY MONOPOLY WHEN WE HAVE LUNCH, AND I WILL GET YOU TO EMOTE FOR SANDWICH BEANS

You can emote deez nuts

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7 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

So mean......and I had Girl Scout cookies, too.

I'm not into sweets, I like THE SPICE

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Posted
17 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

.......................I'll keep that in mind while snowcapping the Dunes.

"Continue..." *intense staring

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