Codename: Jackass Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 I can't pay! Now mom is gonna see me COOOOOOMING!!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Just use DuckDuckGo like everyone else then JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 10, 2020 Author Share Posted March 10, 2020 This bot doesn't even realize my Facebook has been deactivated since 2014. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Hey I got one of those, too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Athena 92 said: Hey I got one of those, too Me, too! Only mine wanted bitcoins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Well Id know this is a lie because I don't fap until after Im done watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Yeah......this is the new phishing scam. It's pretty funny. I'm also getting "Diplomatic Agent" emails now, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 The problem with these scams is they would technically have what they want if you instinctively answered back "fucking do it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Seight said: The problem with these scams is they would technically have what they want if you instinctively answered back "fucking do it." Actually, no. They need the information from you. They usually only have incomplete sets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Now that Ive glanced more of this email ... how is your fap tape both disgusting and mindblowing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Tell them your shit is usually behind a very healthy paywall manned by very healthy lawyers and they already owe you money for watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Now that Ive glanced more of this email ... how is your fap tape both disgusting and mindblowing? Because I did butt stuff and had a mind-shattering orgasm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 20 hours ago, empty said: I can't pay! Now mom is gonna see me COOOOOOMING!!! should have paid me Empty's nude's people 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 2 hours ago, molarbear said: should have paid me Empty's nude's people Accurate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 6 hours ago, katt_goddess said: Tell them your shit is usually behind a very healthy paywall manned by very healthy lawyers and they already owe you money for watching. I'm not engaging with any Nigerian princes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 6 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: Actually, no. They need the information from you. They usually only have incomplete sets. My SSN is 123-45-6789. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 16 hours ago, mthor said: Me, too! Only mine wanted bitcoins. Litecoin poseurs smh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 1 hour ago, empty said: Accurate What you gotta say is "Yes, I'm a Viking. Try to fuck with me!" Then you piss on them to establish dominance Brock Sampson taught us this long ago with Mummies 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 3 hours ago, molarbear said: What you gotta say is "Yes, I'm a Viking. Try to fuck with me!" Then you piss on them to establish dominance Brock Sampson taught us this long ago with Mummies I'm more Anglo-Saxon mutt than anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 9 hours ago, empty said: My SSN is 123-45-6789. Ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 My loved ones would not be shocked 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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