Poof Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 First they mess up my reservation and I don't get a king bed. I get 2 doubles. So I got a drink voucher to help make me feel better. But then the bar wouldn't pour me a shot bc they said they did last call already. It was 12:50am, and front desk lady told me they were closing so I should run over and I did that I went right over. And i told bartender lady what happened but she wouldn't do it. So then i go to order room service and they wont make me a turkey club! They said theyre out of them. All the other late night options are just vegetables. So i go to vending and its only drinks. So i go downstairs to explore. And i tell someone immediately comments on how i cant be walking around without shoes on. And they dont ask me if i need any help they just say that and disappear behind a mystery door. Then i find new front desk guy and i tell him about everything. He says theres another vending machine right there in the lobby but i look and it only has kind bars!!! Then he tells me theres a regular one on the 2nd floor. I go check it out but it only takes cards. And i discover an emergency. An elevator is open but not functioning properly just stuck on the 2nd floor. I go back downstairs and tell him and he says theyre working on it. I tell him theres no sign and thats dangerous. He says he'll get someone to put a sign up. Then i get some lemon water and sit down in the lobby to listen to the frank sinatra playing. Then a janitor starts mopping the floor and then a new hotel guy in a suite appears and says the same thing about my socks. I tell him about the emergency and then how i sat down to listen to music and then the floor got all wet so im just waiting. Then he says theres a dry path along the edge. I say im suspicious and dont want to risk wet feet. Then he says to follow him. And i do and we get in the elevator. He presses my floor and the 9th floor. He asks me where im from and i say ohio but then i dont get out on my floor i just stay there and tell him that nobody seems to care that im having a terrible time at this hotel. And he says that he does and thats why he asked. Then i correct him and say that he asked where im from not if i was ok. Then he gets out on the 9th floor and says i can follow him and we step out of the elevator. Then we just stand there by the elevators and we talk a lot like hes chatting me up. We talk for like 20 minutes. Then he asks if i have kids and i say i do but his mom has him and got married. And he is like "oh youre married?" Then i told him that im trans and i meant like his other mom. And hes distressed and says he has to go do the dumb hotel thing he was going to do Brb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 throw those socks away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 27, 2020 Author Share Posted February 27, 2020 4 hours ago, Vamped said: throw those socks away Theyre my flats til i go get some shoes or flip flops. I only brought heels by mistake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 "I followed a stranger because he told me to and then I gave him more information than he had any right to in the first 20 minutes of meeting him because he asked" How are you still alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 27, 2020 Author Share Posted February 27, 2020 37 minutes ago, Mix said: "I followed a stranger because he told me to and then I gave him more information than he had any right to in the first 20 minutes of meeting him because he asked" How are you still alive? This is a nice 4 star hotel. He worked there. He was another night manager dude. In my OP I meant to say he was in a *suit* not a "suite." And he was tall and sexy. Really I was just trying to get free stuff by complaining instead of giving up and returning to my room. But then he started flirting and I thought maybe it was time for black dick but he ran away bc trans 😭 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 Anyone ever tell you what a great storyteller you are? But now that its a cliffhanger... what's next? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 27, 2020 Author Share Posted February 27, 2020 11 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Anyone ever tell you what a great storyteller you are? But now that its a cliffhanger... what's next? Not too much more happened I was going go om about how the pool and all the facilities were closed at night which was annoying too. Now im going to do my late checkout and go downstairs to try and schmooze a double screwdriver out of this drink voucher and gtfo out of this evil hotel forever 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 38 minutes ago, Poof said: This is a nice 4 star hotel. He worked there. He was another night manager dude. In my OP I meant to say he was in a *suit* not a "suite." And he was tall and sexy. Really I was just trying to get free stuff by complaining instead of giving up and returning to my room. But then he started flirting and I thought maybe it was time for black dick but he ran away bc trans 😭 Why didn't you say he was tall and sexy....we all know good looking people are never the bad guys >.> anyway you're better off....I always thought it was funny how people brainwash themselves into ignoring who they're attracted to because they hear a word like trans.......or micropenis.......it's like, come on, we can make this work....you know what I mean 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 27, 2020 Author Share Posted February 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Mix said: Why didn't you say he was tall and sexy....we all know good looking people are never the bad guys >.> anyway you're better off....I always thought it was funny how people brainwash themselves into ignoring who they're attracted to because they hear a word like trans.......or micropenis.......it's like, come on, we can make this work....you know what I mean It's not that I knew he wouldn't be a bad guy. It's that I would be ok it he did the bad things to me. The incels are right Life is just how you think it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 27, 2020 Author Share Posted February 27, 2020 Muahahahhahhaha two drink vouchers are mine now!!!!! I am the world's greatest Double screwdriver for mishybishy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 Just now, Poof said: It's not that I knew he wouldn't be a bad guy. It's that I would be ok it he did the bad things to me. The incels are right Life is just how you think it is. lmao, yo, I know ever since that 50 Shades of Gray bullshit white women murder rates are skyrocketing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 27, 2020 Author Share Posted February 27, 2020 Just now, Mix said: lmao, yo, I know ever since that 50 Shades of Gray bullshit white women murder rates are skyrocketing I am succubus I do the murdering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Poof said: I am succubus I do the murdering it's more assisted suicide with a succubus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 27, 2020 Author Share Posted February 27, 2020 28 minutes ago, Mix said: it's more assisted suicide with a succubus My thoughts exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 This sounds like a Yelp review, but when I say that I really do mean "You should go to Yelp and tell other people some of these things." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 You can check out any time you like but you can never leave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 8 hours ago, Seight said: This sounds like a Yelp review, but when I say that I really do mean "You should go to Yelp and tell other people some of these things." I thought this was yelp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 8 hours ago, Cau said: You can check out any time you like but you can never leave I am in california and it was a hotel yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Poof said: I thought this was yelp "The service here SUCKS!" "sir this is city hall" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 4 hours ago, Seight said: "The service here SUCKS!" "sir this is city hall" Yelp is city hall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 20 hours ago, Poof said: I am in california and it was a hotel yes You're here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 (edited) Sorry to hear that. That really sicks. I've been there. It's a shitty time. At least the janitor was a decent human. Edited February 29, 2020 by lupin_bebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted March 1, 2020 Author Share Posted March 1, 2020 On 2/28/2020 at 9:19 PM, scoobdog said: You're here! Where do u live again scoob let me see the big house 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 What? Can't you see it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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