That_One_Guy Posted January 12, 2020 Posted January 12, 2020 Today I've said I wanted an NFL qb to perform oral sex on me and I talked about drinking blood. I obviously have a brain tumor. Feel cold. Death soon.
That_One_Guy Posted January 12, 2020 Author Posted January 12, 2020 8 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Take it to "Food & Drinks". fucking awesome comment
Vamped Posted January 12, 2020 Posted January 12, 2020 This .... seems like a pretty normal conversation but okay
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 12, 2020 Posted January 12, 2020 Last year I read a rumor online that Jimmy Garapolo (however you spell that) was dating pornstar Mia Khalifa. If he's dating a pornstar, maybe he's wild enough to give you a bj.
Vamped Posted January 12, 2020 Posted January 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Last year I read a rumor online that Jimmy Garapolo (however you spell that) was dating pornstar Mia Khalifa. If he's dating a pornstar, maybe he's wild enough to give you a bj. I swear to god I have no idea how people can commit porn stars names to memory Poof excluded. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 12, 2020 Posted January 12, 2020 30 minutes ago, Vamped said: I swear to god I have no idea how people can commit porn stars names to memory Poof excluded. It's actually quite easy, you probably either just don't watch porn often or else you don't get particularly attached to which performers you're watching. Some I memorize because I like them so I seek out their material. Others I memorize because I really, really don't like so I memorize them so I can more easily avoid their material. In the case of Mia Khalifa, she got famous because she was I think Lebanese born and dreamed of becoming a pornstar but received death threats from many people in her home country for expressing said desire.
jackiemarie90 Posted January 12, 2020 Posted January 12, 2020 No worries brah. I think we all kinda get like this.
tsar4 Posted January 12, 2020 Posted January 12, 2020 43 minutes ago, Vamped said: I swear to god I have no idea how people can commit porn stars names to memory Poof excluded. The few I remember are from either friends talking about them, appearances on radio/tv shows or being in the news. John Holmes (I think died of AIDS), Stephanie Swift (double mastectomy, started a church for porn stars or something), Tracy Lords (in the news - in the news for being under-aged), Marilyn Chambers (was supposedly a big deal, saw her non-porn movie "Rabid"), Candye Kane (I like her song, "All You Can Eat", then found out she was a pornstar), Seka (I think she was a regular on some shock jock's radio show - might have been Steve Dahl), Ron Jeremy (is there anyone that hasn't heard of him?). There's some actress I'm forgetting. A friend referred to her as "The tear-away bra queen". Apparently, she loses her top in every film she's ever been in, regular or porn.
Vamped Posted January 12, 2020 Posted January 12, 2020 51 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: It's actually quite easy, you probably either just don't watch porn often or else you don't get particularly attached to which performers you're watching. Some I memorize because I like them so I seek out their material. Others I memorize because I really, really don't like so I memorize them so I can more easily avoid their material. In the case of Mia Khalifa, she got famous because she was I think Lebanese born and dreamed of becoming a pornstar but received death threats from many people in her home country for expressing said desire. 19 minutes ago, tsar4 said: The few I remember are from either friends talking about them, appearances on radio/tv shows or being in the news. John Holmes (I think died of AIDS), Stephanie Swift (double mastectomy, started a church for porn stars or something), Tracy Lords (in the news - in the news for being under-aged), Marilyn Chambers (was supposedly a big deal, saw her non-porn movie "Rabid"), Candye Kane (I like her song, "All You Can Eat", then found out she was a pornstar), Seka (I think she was a regular on some shock jock's radio show - might have been Steve Dahl), Ron Jeremy (is there anyone that hasn't heard of him?). There's some actress I'm forgetting. A friend referred to her as "The tear-away bra queen". Apparently, she loses her top in every film she's ever been in, regular or porn. Definitely not that invested in porn to remember names or faces .... or really anything about particular people
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 12, 2020 Posted January 12, 2020 (edited) Ummm I think the closest I can actually name to porn stars might've all just been actresses or something... I can name some famous playboy models, and maybe some pornstars from back in the day, but just the names that got tossed around by pop culture a lot anyway.. I never watch porn though. Edited January 12, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned
Seight Posted January 12, 2020 Posted January 12, 2020 I believe the medical name for this is "He's on one."
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