Popular Post That_One_Guy Posted December 14, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted December 14, 2019 Craziest fucking show ever. I have no voice and my stomach hurts from yelling. They were a mosh pit type crowd all the way. I was performing between bands (really good bands btw) These people immediately started screaming as soon as I went up. They were hyping up every single word I said. It was insane. I had to match there energy to the point I was actually screaming my jokes at the top of my lungs and I had to take my coat off because I was so damn hot lol. They were just insane. When I got a laugh they went fucking crazy. Jumping up and down and bashing on tables and shit. Making them laugh made them that much crazier. Doesn't help that I was the last comedian to go up and they had been drinking for five hours. They were all fucking wasted. I have a joke about a kid named Dylan bullying me. When i said his name they almost didn't let me tell the joke. They were too busy screaming "FUCK DYLAN! HE'S A FUCKING PUSSY!." These people even chanted my punchlines. For a brief moment I felt like a cult leader. I repeated a joke for two ladies that walked in and this guy said " YOU ALREADY TOLD THAT FUCKING JOKE!" to which another dude responded "WELL HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO REPEAT HIMSELF IF YOU'D JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Shit got really intense and a fight nearly broke out. At one point a random lady screamed out that she had hepatitis. I think she was serious. For the first and only time in my comedic career I had no idea wtf to do. It was wild man. Just the most insane cluster fuck you can fathom. Ironic part is that all proceeds from the show went to mental health lol 1 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Gonna do any more metal shows? Was this an awful experience or more of a religious revelation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 14, 2019 Author Share Posted December 14, 2019 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Gonna do any more metal shows? Was this an awful experience or more of a religious revelation? I gotta get paid to do that shit again lol It was a fun challenge but I can't be doing that shit for free. There was a table yelling Hail Satan! after almost every joke I told lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Soooooo...did you jump off the stage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 14, 2019 Author Share Posted December 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Soooooo...did you jump off the stage lol there wasn't a stage. Straight floor bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Sounds like a blast, probably why some comedians started having music open for them. Better energy than some whoever opening up for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 FUCKING EPIC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 2 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: lol there wasn't a stage. Straight floor bro That's even better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Good lord that sounds incredible😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 (edited) Hey, you're back! Glad you had fun at your show. Sorry about Alabama not making it to yet another CFP. (I'm not trying to be smart either. I'm sorry.) Edited December 14, 2019 by Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 14, 2019 Author Share Posted December 14, 2019 15 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Sounds like a blast, probably why some comedians started having music open for them. Better energy than some whoever opening up for you. It was a lot of fun in an uncontrollable chaotic way lol. I wouldn't mind doing it again for like $50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 14, 2019 Author Share Posted December 14, 2019 13 hours ago, lesans_muse said: FUCKING EPIC! It really was. I thought I knew rowdy crowds. I didn't know shit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 14, 2019 Author Share Posted December 14, 2019 10 hours ago, Seight said: Good lord that sounds incredible😆 I wish I had filmed it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 14, 2019 Author Share Posted December 14, 2019 4 hours ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Hey, you're back! Glad you had fun at your show. Sorry about Alabama not making it to yet another CFP. (I'm not trying to be smart either. I'm sorry.) YO! No worries man. We don't deserve it this year. Our defense is trash. I honestly just hope Tua plays football again. I feel horrible that his career is in jeapordy. Clemsons bout to win it all lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 14, 2019 Author Share Posted December 14, 2019 Best Pic from that night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Dang did that venue not have heat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 14, 2019 Author Share Posted December 14, 2019 1 minute ago, NaBoomer said: Dang did that venue not have heat? They had gas heaters on the wall. That's it. This room looked straight out of 1976 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 15, 2019 Author Share Posted December 15, 2019 Ok bump just to show yall the range of gigs I have to do lol. Last night I did a show full of crazy twenty somethings that screamed hail Satan. Tonight, fucking church ladies lol. I had to be 100% clean couldn't so much as curse. Went well tho 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 On 12/14/2019 at 12:03 AM, That_One_Guy said: Ironic part is that all proceeds from the show went to mental health lol Nice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 11 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Ok bump just to show yall the range of gigs I have to do lol. Last night I did a show full of crazy twenty somethings that screamed hail Satan. Tonight, fucking church ladies lol. I had to be 100% clean couldn't so much as curse. Went well tho I blew the picture up and I still don't know what's going on in that logo on the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 15, 2019 Author Share Posted December 15, 2019 4 hours ago, Seight said: I blew the picture up and I still don't know what's going on in that logo on the wall. It says el torro grotto. It was a masons lodge in this little podunk neighborhood. Lol I thought it was a Mexican restaurant but that logo was the most ethnic thing in there 😅 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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