Greeny Posted December 8, 2019 Author Posted December 8, 2019 14 minutes ago, Vela said: Well I wasn't, cause you said 'almost'. Harsh.
nameraka Posted December 8, 2019 Posted December 8, 2019 i don't care what you say. tom green was funny.
Seight Posted December 8, 2019 Posted December 8, 2019 You think the deer was trying to collect insurance money?
Greeny Posted December 8, 2019 Author Posted December 8, 2019 55 minutes ago, Seight said: You think the deer was trying to collect insurance money? Probably. They are the biggest assholes in the animal kingdom.
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted December 8, 2019 Posted December 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Damn it, I was so gonna post this.
Vamped Posted December 8, 2019 Posted December 8, 2019 Well if it was a buck, it probably would've pulled you out of the car and fucked you up so ... good on you
Seight Posted December 9, 2019 Posted December 9, 2019 9 hours ago, Greeny said: Probably. They are the biggest assholes in the animal kingdom. Counterpoint: Hyenas
Vamped Posted December 9, 2019 Posted December 9, 2019 38 minutes ago, Seight said: Counterpoint: Hyenas Dolphins and killer whales are pretty big assholes too
Seight Posted December 9, 2019 Posted December 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Vamped said: Dolphins and killer whales are pretty big assholes too Also Chihuahuas THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT ANIMALS THAT ARE ASSHOLES. 1
Mix Posted December 9, 2019 Posted December 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, Vamped said: Dolphins and killer whales are pretty big assholes too but those are the only things that save us in the wild....like I haven't heard a story of any other creature just randomly saving a person Idk, seems like as long as you don't throw them in water tanks they're pretty chill about us fucking up their ocean and that whole fishing net thing
Vamped Posted December 9, 2019 Posted December 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, Mix said: but those are the only things that save us in the wild....like I haven't heard a story of any other creature just randomly saving a person Idk, seems like as long as you don't throw them in water tanks they're pretty chill about us fucking up their ocean and that whole fishing net thing I never said they were assholes to people. Killer whales fuck with seals for fun before they eat them and dolphins participate in gang rapes so ...
Vela Posted December 9, 2019 Posted December 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, Seight said: THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT ANIMALS THAT ARE ASSHOLES. 2
Mix Posted December 9, 2019 Posted December 9, 2019 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Vamped said: I never said they were assholes to people. Killer whales fuck with seals for fun before they eat them and dolphins participate in gang rapes so ... First, if they're not assholes to us, we don't really care.....everyone has that one friend who they explain away by saying, "well he's/she's nice to me" Second, humans do both those things in far greater numbers, so i'm not going to judge.... Quick question, and this may be stupid........what exactly do they rape? Idk why, but I feel like you're not going to say other dolphins Edited December 9, 2019 by Mix
Vamped Posted December 9, 2019 Posted December 9, 2019 Just now, Mix said: First, if they're not assholes to us, we don't really care.....everyone has that one friend who they explain away by saying, "well he's/she's nice to me" Second, humans do both those things in far greater numbers, so i'm not going to judge.... Quick question, and this may be stupid........what exactly do they rape? Idk why, but I feel like you're not going to say other dolphins I've never heard of a gang of dolphins raping a person. Usually its like a one on one type rape thing. >.> I've only heard of them GANG raping other dolphins. As smart as dolphins are, I ... dont really want to think about their ability to gang rape people Jesus.
Mix Posted December 9, 2019 Posted December 9, 2019 27 minutes ago, Vamped said: I've never heard of a gang of dolphins raping a person. Usually its like a one on one type rape thing. >.> I've only heard of them GANG raping other dolphins. As smart as dolphins are, I ... dont really want to think about their ability to gang rape people Jesus. I wasn't even thinking people....I didn't even think this was real....I thought you were going to say mermaids or some such stupid thing.... You've ruined dolphins for me......It was my life long dream to swim with the dolphins....LIFE LONG! 😭 Omg, they're my spirit animal 😱 My spirits a rapist 😡 1
Vamped Posted December 9, 2019 Posted December 9, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Mix said: I wasn't even thinking people....I didn't even think this was real....I thought you were going to say mermaids or some such stupid thing.... You've ruined dolphins for me......It was my life long dream to swim with the dolphins....LIFE LONG! 😭 Omg, they're my spirit animal 😱 My spirits a rapist 😡 Woah .... woah ... some of the things I post on here are sometimes grounded in reality. Plus you can still swim with them. Just be aware of your asshole at all times Edited December 9, 2019 by Vamped 1
Mix Posted December 9, 2019 Posted December 9, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Vamped said: Woah .... woah ... some of the things I post on here are sometimes grounded in reality. Plus you can still swim with them. Just be aware of your asshole at all times How the heck am I supposed to do that? That thing has a mind of it's own, I can't keep track of it..... I drink protein shakes regularly! Do you have any idea! I can't leave the house without a back up pair of underwear.........inside a back up pair of pants Edited December 9, 2019 by Mix 1
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