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Pokemon all have the same mental impairment as Timmy from South Park


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I actually think if anybody is to blame for Pokemon saying their names, it would be the scientist or whoever first discovered them.

Scientist: .... hmmmm what do we have here?

Animal: pikachu ... pika

Scientist: .... well shit ... Pikachu it is.

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4 minutes ago, Vamped said:

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I actually think if anybody is to blame for Pokemon saying their names, it would be the scientist or whoever first discovered them.

Scientist: .... hmmmm what do we have here?

Animal: pikachu ... pika

Scientist: .... well shit ... Pikachu it is.

That's a fine theory of how Pokemon got their names, but then why are there no animals known as "bark" "meow" "chirp" "roar", "oink", "cluck" "gobble", etc.?

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4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I don't know enough about Pokemon to know what Mewtwo says, so I guess I'm gonna have to take your word for it...

Mewtwo strikes back? The first Pokémon movie?

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3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

That's a fine theory of how Pokemon got their names, but then why are there no animals known as "bark" "meow" "chirp" "roar", "oink", "cluck" "gobble", etc.?

Pretty sure there are no regular animals in the world of Pokémon. 

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17 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

That's a fine theory of how Pokemon got their names, but then why are there no animals known as "bark" "meow" "chirp" "roar", "oink", "cluck" "gobble", etc.?

Because real life scientists werent as lazy?

 

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17 minutes ago, Lasty said:

Mewtwo strikes back? The first Pokémon movie?

I've never been a Pokemon fan.

Except on nights where I come home from work early in the morning, I pretty much always fall sleep with AS on, been like this for over 15 years. There was a while in college where Pokemon would always be on when I'd wake up, so that's how I was exposed to it.

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Pokemon are essentially the animals of that universe....The fact that they use actual words make them much smarter than Timmy.  At least at the surface...Now to debunk that theory.

 to answer your question about oink, meow, etc.....They all have a noise that is associated with their kind...Those noises are not indicative of the names....

It can even be argued that only Ash actually hears them audibly say their names because that kid is obviously unhinged and we hear it because that's what he hears.....

Pokemon actually sound like this

 

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45 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I've never been a Pokemon fan.

Except on nights where I come home from work early in the morning, I pretty much always fall sleep with AS on, been like this for over 15 years. There was a while in college where Pokemon would always be on when I'd wake up, so that's how I was exposed to it.

I remember being so excited about that movie when it came out...

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2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I don't know enough about Pokemon to know what Mewtwo says, so I guess I'm gonna have to take your word for it...

He says things like, "we are not their slaves, I will control the world, this human couldn't be your friend, kill all humans (except Fry)."

 

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2 hours ago, Seight said:

LET'S HAVE 10-YEAR OLDS FIGHT MYTHICAL CREATURES AND GODS.

IT'S FINE, IT'S FINE.

To be fair .... that dude has been 10 for like 20 years. Even the Digimon kids grew up 

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21 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Pokemon are essentially the animals of that universe....The fact that they use actual words make them much smarter than Timmy.  At least at the surface...Now to debunk that theory.

 to answer your question about oink, meow, etc.....They all have a noise that is associated with their kind...Those noises are not indicative of the names....

It can even be argued that only Ash actually hears them audibly say their names because that kid is obviously unhinged and we hear it because that's what he hears.....

Pokemon actually sound like this

 

I like this theory.

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On 10/21/2019 at 11:02 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

That's a fine theory of how Pokemon got their names, but then why are there no animals known as "bark" "meow" "chirp" "roar", "oink", "cluck" "gobble", etc.?

Idk why but this reminds me of a toy I had that made realistic animal sounds, all realistic except for the pig...even the tiger was an actual recording, but the pig was just some guy saying "oink".  Despite that guy's efforts I'm able to do a pretty convincing interpretation of a sow. *looks thoughtful*

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