Mix Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 I'm not kidding. This is not a joke. Just take the time to think about everything you've discussed with your dick. How has it improved your life? Even those things that seemed to have panned out at the time. You look back on them now, still feel the same? Your dick is like the guy in the friend group that's just an animal, but he's your buddy and you're loyal so, whatever he says or does, you always have his back...it's an unhealthy relationship
NaBarney Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 It makes you totally insane for at least part of every day
André Toulon Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 I mean, yeah...I've endured some bullshit due to it's advice but I can't go so far as to say it was never a good idea.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 54 minutes ago, Mix said: I'm not kidding. This is not a joke. Just take the time to think about everything you've discussed with your dick. How has it improved your life? Even those things that seemed to have panned out at the time. You look back on them now, still feel the same? Your dick is like the guy in the friend group that's just an animal, but he's your buddy and you're loyal so, whatever he says or does, you always have his back...it's an unhealthy relationship My dick has made good decisions since 2015...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 I think my brain is far more responsible for my problems than my dick.
Lytbryt Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 8 hours ago, NaBones said: It makes you totally insane for at least part of every day 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 23 minutes ago, Lytbryt said: That dude clearly has "the crazy eyes" and yet there were people who saw him as some sort of messiah.
fuggstop Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 Thats all men have..their dick and a very very dumb brain. No heart. 1
TrigunBebop Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 (edited) Last time I listened to my dick, I accidentally a balloon fetish. So that means my dick has had at least one good idea... Edited October 15, 2019 by TrigunBebop
Neko Posted October 15, 2019 Posted October 15, 2019 My vag has mis-trusted all of mankind...nary a moist hello for years because of people. She's pretty much out of the loop and very old fashioned.
1938 Packard Posted October 15, 2019 Posted October 15, 2019 19 hours ago, Mix said: I'm not kidding. This is not a joke. Just take the time to think about everything you've discussed with your dick. How has it improved your life? Even those things that seemed to have panned out at the time. You look back on them now, still feel the same? Your dick is like the guy in the friend group that's just an animal, but he's your buddy and you're loyal so, whatever he says or does, you always have his back...it's an unhealthy relationship Just think of how many people wander around with their dicks in full command.
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