Mix Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 Me: That black baby is way faster than that white baby. It doesn't even look like he's trying, that's his cruising speed. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 (edited) ME: Where are the black kid's parents....I didn't hear anyone say "Where the hell you think you're going......Get your black ass back over here" He was obviously being babysat by the white family.. Edited September 10, 2019 by Sho Minamimoto 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 If I have kids, please don't let my kid be that quick. I'm too slow for that shit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 That child was making a break for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 How do babies move so quickly yet so awkwardly at the same time 😆 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 3 hours ago, SorceressPol said: If I have kids, please don't let my kid be that quick. I'm too slow for that shit. Its cool. You eventually learn their habits so if you're paying attention you know when they're about to bolt ... or you learn to have a vice grip on their baby hands. Have a point of contact on something all the time, hand, arm, leg, waist band of pants, back of the shirt, something so you can take them down. Parent reflexes kick in, I have grabbed running babies that weren't mine. Plus its so easy to tip them over. You could knock a toddler over by standing too close. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 Turns out cyberbully was right. The toddlers know each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 3 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: How do babies move so quickly yet so awkwardly at the same time 😆 They just appear to be moving fast because of their size...Like ants.....But you can hawk an ant down. Not sure how tall you are, but you can catch one with a few great strides without much effort. And their steering is shit....If they look back to see where you are....AND THEY WILL...They are guaranteed to bust that ass. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 54 minutes ago, Vamped said: Its cool. You eventually learn their habits so if you're paying attention you know when they're about to bolt ... or you learn to have a vice grip on their baby hands. Have a point of contact on something all the time, hand, arm, leg, waist band of pants, back of the shirt, something so you can take them down. Parent reflexes kick in, I have grabbed running babies that weren't mine. Plus its so easy to tip them over. You could knock a toddler over by standing too close. 11 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said: They just appear to be moving fast because of their size...Like ants.....But you can hawk an ant down. Not sure how tall you are, but you can catch one with a few great strides without much effort. And their steering is shit....If they look back to see where you are....AND THEY WILL...They are guaranteed to bust that ass. 😂 I'll remember this in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 49 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said: They just appear to be moving fast because of their size...Like ants.....But you can hawk an ant down. Not sure how tall you are, but you can catch one with a few great strides without much effort. And their steering is shit....If they look back to see where you are....AND THEY WILL...They are guaranteed to bust that ass. I’m five feet so maybe I can catch them especially if they do that “lemme see where you’re at, oh shit I busted my ass, I’m gonna cry for 20 min” thing 😆 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: I’m five feet so maybe I can catch them especially if they do that “lemme see where you’re at, oh shit I busted my ass, I’m gonna cry for 20 min” thing 😆 When my daughter was 3 she got away from me. She happily darted out the door and down the street. This is when i was still in somewhat good shape but she was still faster than me plus she caught me unawares. So she goes off down the street and i cant catch her. First shes 5 five away. Then 10..then further..to up about 5 yards away and im trailing behind her. She makes it all the way down the back steet and halfway to the entrance of the neighborhood before i get some people in their yard further down the street to catch her. She remembers doing this and thinks it was funny but i was so scared i didn't even beat her i just walked all the way back home with her.. she made it about half a mile from the house. It never happened again but if they take off when they are far enough away it can be hard to catch them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 1 hour ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: When my daughter was 3 she got away from me. She happily darted out the door and down the street. This is when i was still in somewhat good shape but she was still faster than me plus she caught me unawares. So she goes off down the street and i cant catch her. First shes 5 five away. Then 10..then further..to up about 5 yards away and im trailing behind her. She makes it all the way down the back steet and halfway to the entrance of the neighborhood before i get some people in their yard further down the street to catch her. She remembers doing this and thinks it was funny but i was so scared i didn't even beat her i just walked all the way back home with her.. she made it about half a mile from the house. It never happened again but if they take off when they are far enough away it can be hard to catch them. Stuff like this makes me glad I never had children. Yikes 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 10, 2019 Author Share Posted September 10, 2019 1 hour ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: When my daughter was 3 she got away from me. She happily darted out the door and down the street. This is when i was still in somewhat good shape but she was still faster than me plus she caught me unawares. So she goes off down the street and i cant catch her. First shes 5 five away. Then 10..then further..to up about 5 yards away and im trailing behind her. She makes it all the way down the back steet and halfway to the entrance of the neighborhood before i get some people in their yard further down the street to catch her. She remembers doing this and thinks it was funny but i was so scared i didn't even beat her i just walked all the way back home with her.. she made it about half a mile from the house. It never happened again but if they take off when they are far enough away it can be hard to catch them. a toddler out-ran you for half a mile I would have never admitted that.....that's something you take to the grave >.> 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 lol at that guy talking in the background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 21 hours ago, Mix said: a toddler out-ran you for half a mile I would have never admitted that.....that's something you take to the grave >.> The closer that grave is, the less meaning it has to contain your embarrassments. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Fuck u philosopher stone for liking his b.s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 That one in the other thread was a mistake. I took it back. I was just trying to lurk that thread and I hit the like button when I was trying to scroll down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Bullshit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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