I keep dreaming about women

[ITasteLikeSex]

And their boobs. And their butts. And oh god I’m so lonely.

[crackymckrackin]

3 hours ago, ITasteLikeSex said:

And their boobs. And their butts. And oh god I’m so lonely.

Could be worse, Could be dreaming about the new Star Wars movies. 

[Tricolor]

You cant never be alone as long as you have cantaloupe 

[Ric]

So you taste like it but don't get any, damn sucks to be you.

[Seight]

Brave of you to tell us about your wet dreams.

[GuyBeardmane]

I had a dream about women last night.  Except they were vampires and were the daughters of Hitler.  One of them was a massive shadow monster lady and the other one looked like Nami from One Piece.  The shadow lady was named Elizabeth Bathory, Nami didn't have a name.  Also Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose were there, and Dean Ambrose stole a crystal lampshade and got arrested but then released and I think Elizabeth Bathory was after the crystal lampshade for some reason.

[tsar4]

4 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

I had a dream about women last night.  Except they were vampires and were the daughters of Hitler.  One of them was a massive shadow monster lady and the other one looked like Nami from One Piece.  The shadow lady was named Elizabeth Bathory, Nami didn't have a name.  Also Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose were there, and Dean Ambrose stole a crystal lampshade and got arrested but then released and I think Elizabeth Bathory was after the crystal lampshade for some reason.

So, you were dreaming about a 16th century Hungarian serial killer?

[GuyBeardmane]

No, she was a shadow lady that was half Hitler and half vampire.  The name was inspired, I'm sure.  But not the same one.

[ghostrek]

join the culb

[TrigunBebop]

I keep dreaming about balloons.

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