Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 9, 2020 Posted February 9, 2020 15 minutes ago, helpme said: Its fucking true! I don't have to swerve for anything often around here, but last night as I was driving home down a poorly lit road, at the last second I saw a furry animal right in front of me and scared the shit out of me (scared that I was going to run over someone's poor pet cat) and swerved, and I did swerve in time. The first split instant I saw it I thought it was a cat, but by the time I passed it I realized it was probably a 'possum, therefore probably nobody's beloved pet, and therefore not AS big a deal as if it was a cat, but I still don't want to murder any innocent furry animals if I can help it. And that shock of not noticing I was barreling down on the little guy until the last second lasted with me until like 10 minutes after I got home. Usually when I see animals on the road in front of me I have plenty of reaction time, even in the dark, but that particular street I was on last night is just so poorly lit.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 9, 2020 Posted February 9, 2020 22 minutes ago, helpme said: I don't understand this one. Why would you want to pretend, or actually do, send your coworkers viruses, unless you WANT to cause headaches for yourself?
ITasteLikeSex Posted February 9, 2020 Posted February 9, 2020 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I don't understand this one. Why would you want to pretend, or actually do, send your coworkers viruses, unless you WANT to cause headaches for yourself? Acceptable in an office: Being hacked and said hacker/bot spamming viruses to your coworkers Not acceptable: Sending coworkers porn 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 9, 2020 Posted February 9, 2020 Just now, ITasteLikeSex said: Acceptable in an office: Being hacked and said hacker/bot spamming viruses to your coworkers Not acceptable: Sending coworkers porn Oh, I didn't understand the pretended you were hacked part of it.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 9, 2020 Posted February 9, 2020 12 minutes ago, helpme said: But it's not due until Monday, right? Just wait until Sunday to do it.
tsar4 Posted February 9, 2020 Posted February 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Oh, I didn't understand the pretended you were hacked part of it. There used to be a site that had an editable fake link which when clicked on would download a program that turn the target users computer speakers all the way up & lock them so they couldn't be muted. It would then play, "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M WATCHING PORNOS OVER HERE!".  It was the rickroll of the office before there was a rickroll. 2
Gyaos Posted February 9, 2020 Posted February 9, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: There used to be a site that had an editable fake link which when clicked on would download a program that turn the target users computer speakers all the way up & lock them so they couldn't be muted. It would then play, "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M WATCHING PORNOS OVER HERE!".  It was the rickroll of the office before there was a rickroll. I remember that, except I remember the audio being this: {{OBLIGATORY WARNING: VIDEO HAS FLASHING LIGHTS.}}  Edited February 9, 2020 by Gyaos
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