Houdini Splicer Posted August 7, 2019 Posted August 7, 2019 Oh, I was gonna say, "What are words that phillies will never hear?" 2
Vamped Posted August 7, 2019 Posted August 7, 2019 My internship only pays in experience and I have a nagging feeling that one of these patients is going to die on me and I'll have to stay with the body until one of the nurses comes ..... CANT WAIT 4
Mix Posted August 7, 2019 Author Posted August 7, 2019 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Vamped said: My internship only pays in experience and I have a nagging feeling that one of these patients is going to die on me and I'll have to stay with the body until one of the nurses comes ..... CANT WAIT wow.....I thought you worked at UPS '>.> wait.....is this happening at UPS Edited August 7, 2019 by Mix
Vamped Posted August 7, 2019 Posted August 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Mix said: wow.....I thought you worked at UPS '>.> wait.....is this happening at UPS Woah .... woah ... woah. FedEx Im interning for a hospice
Mix Posted August 7, 2019 Author Posted August 7, 2019 11 minutes ago, Vamped said: Woah .... woah ... woah. FedEx Im interning for a hospice y'know I was thinking FedEx, but I typed UPS... >.> <.< Psst....could you supply me with some raw materials for my voodoo ritual....nothing big....just some fingernails, hair, and skin samples from a freshly croaked body
Mix Posted August 7, 2019 Author Posted August 7, 2019 46 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Count me out boss you'll be getting a chicken foot in the mail
Vamped Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 13 hours ago, Mix said: y'know I was thinking FedEx, but I typed UPS... >.> <.< Psst....could you supply me with some raw materials for my voodoo ritual....nothing big....just some fingernails, hair, and skin samples from a freshly croaked body Are you planning to summon a really old person from the dead?
Mix Posted August 9, 2019 Author Posted August 9, 2019 14 hours ago, Vamped said: Are you planning to summon a really old person from the dead? I was going to hex someone's youth away with a voodoo chicken foot
mthor Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 On 8/7/2019 at 5:29 PM, Vamped said: My internship only pays in experience and I have a nagging feeling that one of these patients is going to die on me and I'll have to stay with the body until one of the nurses comes ..... CANT WAIT Meh, once they croak, the only hassle is the paperwork. Just don't panic when they sigh.
Vamped Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, mthor said: Meh, once they croak, the only hassle is the paperwork. Just don't panic when they sigh. I already feel awkward when they're alive and just barely conscious ... like .... what do I do?! What do I say? If someone dies ... I feel like I'll be even more awkward ... like their spirit is there looking at me sitting in their armchair holding their baby doll
mthor Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Vamped said: I already feel awkward when they're alive and just barely conscious ... like .... what do I do?! What do I say? If someone dies ... I feel like I'll be even more awkward ... like their spirit is there looking at me sitting in their armchair holding their baby doll My first one was kind of awesome, in the old-fashioned sense of something that filled me with awe, but I was just 17, and I'd never seen a dead body, much less seen somebody become one. (I started working as a nurses' aide when I was in high school, so it was natural causes, not something traumatic.) I was probably awkward, but I didn't notice, because I was waiting for something mystic or spooky to happen.
Vamped Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 1 minute ago, mthor said: My first one was kind of awesome, in the old-fashioned sense of something that filled me with awe, but I was just 17, and I'd never seen a dead body, much less seen somebody become one. (I started working as a nurses' aide when I was in high school, so it was natural causes, not something traumatic.) I was probably awkward, but I didn't notice, because I was waiting for something mystic or spooky to happen I hate looking at their bodies after they pass. I feel like its intrusive... almost like going through someone's underwear or something. Even when my family members pass and want open casket funerals. I cant look at them
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