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Hot take: Fireworks fucking suck.


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There was a time in my life when I really enjoyed fireworks. Then when I was 10, I got a dog. After seeing how much dogs are afraid of them, it turned me sour on the whole thing.

Then later in life, I met a lot of war veterans with PTSD, and it's really, really tough for them too. And that made me really hate them.

So now, I feel that if you light fireworks, you're a douchebag, and there are no exceptions.

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Just now, Cancer said:

Used to make quarter sticks with bath tissue rolls and epoxy.

The hobby shop guy never questioned why I was buying black powder by the pound.

I actually distinctly remember being like eight years old, and a couple of my friends and I decided to make a bomb out of household objects.

It didn't work, but imagine the turn my life could've taken.

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Fireworks are just boring. If you've seen them once you've seen them a million times.

And I used to live near a high school and they would set fireworks off all the time for no goddamn reason while I was trying to sleep.

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Back when I was a paramedic, you wouldn't believe the stupid shit that people would do with fireworks. Back when roman candles were illegal here, someone missed the sky and ended up sending one flying through another person's house, injuring someone inside.

Another person thought it would be funny to have firecrackers lined up on their body while someone else lit them. The guy had second and third degree burns all over his chest.

I can't say I have PTSD, but it makes me squeamish when someone lights any type of firework that is not a glow worm or a smoke bomb.

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5 hours ago, Greeny said:

Fireworks are just boring. If you've seen them once you've seen them a million times.

And I used to live near a high school and they would set fireworks off all the time for no goddamn reason while I was trying to sleep.

There's never a good school shooting when you need it.

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35 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said:

By the time I was 20 I was pretty much over them. You see a couple of decades worth of fireworks you've seen them all. 

I think locally, they recently made it legal to set them off a week before and a week after the July 4. So now, instead of hearing them a week before and a week after, I hear them for a fucking month, because apparently fireworks are WAY more fun when you do them outside of the designated legal times.

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When I was a kid I was watching some neighbors shoot off fireworks while sitting on the back of my mom's car. A roman candle misfired. It went up into the air but whatever it is in it that make it light up didn't work and it shot off in a small arc and came down over by where we were sitting. It landed on my leg and burned the fuck out of my lower leg by my ankle. I had just gotten over severe burns to one of my feet after accidentally walking through an burned leaf pile that still had burning embers (it burned my foot but really we're lucky it didn't set my grandma's yard on fire or some shit.) That was pretty much when I stopped liking fireworks.

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13 hours ago, Athena 92 said:

Fireworks are cool on the 4th of July but that's about all I need each year to be happy.

Someone in my neighborhood likes to set off fireworks almost every night it seems.

When someone is feeding the pigeons the bottle rockets are perfect scare away 

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