Greeny Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 I didn't know you were black. How much KFC did you have with it? 1
Codename: Jackass Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 Did you know that if you swallow the seeds a watermelon plant will grow in your stomach? 2
Cancer Posted June 2, 2019 Author Posted June 2, 2019 24 minutes ago, Greeny said: I didn't know you were black. How much KFC did you have with it? Oof
Cancer Posted June 2, 2019 Author Posted June 2, 2019 23 minutes ago, empty said: Did you know that if you swallow the seeds a watermelon plant will grow in your stomach? Mom?
Cancer Posted June 2, 2019 Author Posted June 2, 2019 Just now, discolemonade said: well, that was fucking racist. Why? It was so good. I bought it cut already, and I know that is so white privilege of me, but it was soaking in it's own juices for like a day. 2
discolé monade Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cancer said: Why? It was so good. I bought it cut already, and I know that is so white privilege of me, but it was soaking in it's own juices for like a day. >.> you know who i meant. got one in the fridge now. MiL got it.
Cancer Posted June 2, 2019 Author Posted June 2, 2019 Just now, discolemonade said: >.> you know who i meant. got one in the fridge now. MiL got it. I need to go pick up some more. I think watermelon in place of meals is a great diet technique. 1
discolé monade Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 Just now, Cancer said: I need to go pick up some more. I think watermelon in place of meals is a great diet technique. oh absolutely. if you're looking to drop a quick 5 lbs. absolutely.
Cancer Posted June 2, 2019 Author Posted June 2, 2019 Just now, discolemonade said: oh absolutely. if you're looking to drop a quick 5 lbs. absolutely. I'm feeling good about my weight for the wedding. I got my pants tailored to make my penis pop
Greeny Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 10 minutes ago, discolemonade said: well, that was fucking racist. I made a joke about dumb black stereotypes. You act like I denied someone a job because they're black.
discolé monade Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Greeny said: I made a joke about dumb black stereotypes. You act like I denied someone a job because they're black. is it? is that really how i acted? or...did i confirm what you JUST literally did?
midnight Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 ITT: Watermelons and racism. The new weight loss diet.
Greeny Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 Just now, discolemonade said: is it? is that really how i acted? or...did i confirm what you JUST literally did? Well, you called it racist. Denying someone a job because they're black is racist, and you have every right to be pissed about it. Some unimportant white motherfucker making a stupid joke about dumb stereotypes isn't even in the same league.
discolé monade Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 Just now, Greeny said: Well, you called it racist. Denying someone a job because they're black is racist, and you have every right to be pissed about it. Some unimportant white motherfucker making a stupid joke about dumb stereotypes isn't even in the same league. wut? *looks back at post* i ...don't see where i mentioned jobs... but m'kay. it's weird how white people get bent out of shape about being called racist... you'd think it's like calling a black person ni**er. *shrugs*
Greeny Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 Just now, discolemonade said: wut? *looks back at post* i ...don't see where i mentioned jobs... but m'kay. it's weird how white people get bent out of shape about being called racist... you'd think it's like calling a black person ni**er. *shrugs* You called it racist. I brought up jobs to demonstrate something that is actually racist. If I do something racist, by all means call me a racist. My problem stems from being called a racist when I'm not. I know I'm white and all and you'll just dismiss the point I'm about to make because of it, but maybe people should stop diminishing actual racism, sexism, rape, sexual assault, etc. by calling every little thing those things. Was that joke insensitive? Maybe. Racist? I think that's a bit much. "You're white. You don't get to talk about what's racist and what isn't" blah blah. Well too bad. I don't need to be black to understand the concept.
discolé monade Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 get a little bent out of shape. you made a~what was it...oh yes... 13 minutes ago, Greeny said: I made a joke about dumb black stereotypes. You act like I denied someone a job because they're black. so...i, in turn, made a comment about a person making a joke about dumb black stereotypes.
Greeny Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, discolemonade said: get a little bent out of shape. you made a~what was it...oh yes... so...i, in turn, made a comment about a person making a joke about dumb black stereotypes. By calling me a racist, which Is a terrible thing to be called. Totally the same thing.
discolé monade Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, Greeny said: By calling me a racist, which Is a terrible thing to be called. Totally the same thing. well, i said 'that was fucking racist'. meaning the statement, but if you took it as me calling YOU racist...well, then, don't know what to tell you.
Greeny Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, discolemonade said: well, i said 'that was fucking racist'. meaning the statement, but if you took it as me calling YOU racist...well, then, don't know what to tell you. The statement wasn't racist either. Every stereotype has a hint of truth to it. That's why they become stereotypes in the first place. It's like the whole "white people like mayo" thing. I hate mayo more than anyone but I won't deny that probably 90% of mayo sales are to crackers.
Cancer Posted June 2, 2019 Author Posted June 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, Greeny said: The statement wasn't racist either. Every stereotype has a hint of truth to it. That's why they become stereotypes in the first place. It's like the whole "white people like mayo" thing. I hate mayo more than anyone but I won't deny that probably 90% of mayo sales are to crackers. Miracle whip for life 1
Greeny Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Cancer said: Miracle whip for life Agreed. Edited June 2, 2019 by Greeny
midnight Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 Fuck everyone. Fuck the blacks. Fuck the whites. Fuck the Asians. Fuck the Mexicans. Fuck the English. Fuck the Canadians. Fuck the Christians. Fuck the Muslims. Fuck the gay. Fuck the straight. Fuck em all. Fuck fat people. Fuck skinny people. Fuck aliens. Fuck ghosts. Fuck dogs. Fuck cats. Fuck the handicapped. Fuck athletes. Fuck actors/actresses. Fuck singers. Fuck astronauts. Fuck doctors. Fuck lawyers. Fuck Trump. Fuck Hillary. Fuck geniuses. Fuck science. Fuck math. Fuck you. Fuck me.
1pooh4u Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 Did you swallow seeds? will a watermelon plant grow in your belly? 1
Greeny Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, midnight said: Fuck everyone. Fuck the blacks. Fuck the whites. Fuck the Asians. Fuck the Mexicans. Fuck the English. Fuck the Canadians. Fuck the Christians. Fuck the Muslims. Fuck the gay. Fuck the straight. Fuck em all. Fuck fat people. Fuck skinny people. Fuck aliens. Fuck ghosts. Fuck dogs. Fuck cats. Fuck the handicapped. Fuck athletes. Fuck actors/actresses. Fuck singers. Fuck astronauts. Fuck doctors. Fuck lawyers. Fuck Trump. Fuck Hillary. Fuck geniuses. Fuck science. Fuck math. Fuck you. Fuck me. I notice you didn't say fuck green people. I always knew we were the best.
bnmjy Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 (edited) Holy shit greeny, buy a fucking hooker already. Edited June 2, 2019 by bnmjy
Greeny Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Holy shit greeny, buy a fucking hooket already. The fuck is a hooket?
discolé monade Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 37 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Did you swallow seeds? will a watermelon plant grow in your belly? when i was 4, my grandpa and i were eating an orange. i asked about the seeds, he told me if you plant them, they will grow. now, i'm not sure if i was planting, or just storing; for future planting. but, that night, i had a little trip to e.r. to remove 6 orange seeds from my nose. good times. 2 1
Cancer Posted June 2, 2019 Author Posted June 2, 2019 41 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Did you swallow seeds? will a watermelon plant grow in your belly? Mom!! 2
Cancer Posted June 2, 2019 Author Posted June 2, 2019 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: when i was 4, my grandpa and i were eating an orange. i asked about the seeds, he told me if you plant them, they will grow. now, i'm not sure if i was planting, or just storing; for future planting. but, that night, i had a little trip to e.r. to remove 6 orange seeds from my nose. good times. Seedless watermelon is an abomination 1
midnight Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 41 minutes ago, Greeny said: I notice you didn't say fuck green people. I always knew we were the best. Green is the only color that matters.
Majin Mayhem Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 Lb doesn’t like watermelon...so I don’t buy it often cause I can’t eat it fast enough before it goes bad 1
Cancer Posted June 2, 2019 Author Posted June 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Majin Mayhem said: Lb doesn’t like watermelon...so I don’t buy it often cause I can’t eat it fast enough before it goes bad When the good stuff is in season I could eat it for all meals. Frozen too as ice cubes in my vodka seltzer 1
Poof Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 The proper way to show that you're not a racist or whatever is to simply apologize when you say something fucked up. It's easy and it shows respect. 1
Cancer Posted June 2, 2019 Author Posted June 2, 2019 Just now, Poof said: The proper way to show that you're not a racist or whatever is to simply apologize when you say something fucked up. It's easy and it shows respect. Dude. Can you relax? I just fucking love watermelon.
Majin Mayhem Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 Just now, Cancer said: When the good stuff is in season I could eat it for all meals. Frozen too as ice cubes in my vodka seltzer That’s smart... but something about it...if I don’t eat like toast or something first it makes my gut flip flop...same with bananas
Cancer Posted June 2, 2019 Author Posted June 2, 2019 Just now, Majin Mayhem said: That’s smart... but something about it...if I don’t eat like toast or something first it makes my gut flip flop...same with bananas Huh... I wonder why? I mean, it's mostly water, right?
Greeny Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Poof said: The proper way to show that you're not a racist or whatever is to simply apologize when you say something fucked up. It's easy and it shows respect. I didn't say anything fucked up. You're right. That was easy.
Poof Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Cancer said: Fine. Sorry. Oh shut up u know I didn't mean you. And I'm relaxed. I'm in the tub rn
Cancer Posted June 2, 2019 Author Posted June 2, 2019 Just now, Poof said: Oh shut up u know I didn't mean you. And I'm relaxed. I'm in the tub rn Pics or gtfo 1
Majin Mayhem Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cancer said: Huh... I wonder why? I mean, it's mostly water, right? Well yes...but the riper the fruit the more sugar it has...so I think it has something to do with the sugar breakdown of over ripe fruit...
Cancer Posted June 2, 2019 Author Posted June 2, 2019 Just now, Majin Mayhem said: Well yes...but the riper the fruit the more sugar it has...so I think it has something to do with the sugar breakdown of over ripe fruit... Oh yah you're right. I dont eat/drink much sugar these days so maybe that's why it works for me. I haven't had actual soda, now that I think about it, for a year maybe?
Majin Mayhem Posted June 2, 2019 Posted June 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, Cancer said: Oh yah you're right. I dont eat/drink much sugar these days so maybe that's why it works for me. I haven't had actual soda, now that I think about it, for a year maybe? I don’t drink caffeine...and it’s rare I have soda
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