I've decided that I'm going to transition from Caucasian to Japanese, any tips?

[Guest Bucket]

Deep down in my heart of hearts I know that I was meant to be born as a beautiful Japanese boy and not the filthy Westerner that I turned out to be.

I have no fear in my heart and openly embrace this journey to becoming truly Japanese.

[helpme]

Move to Japan 

[Ric]

Put up with giant monster attacks every few years, watch Boku no Pico at least 9 times(I'm sure you have this covered already), idolize a underage cartoon girl or two(futas count, also sure you have this covered already).

[Chapinator_X]

Dedicate any web presence on Western cosplayers

[Cidz]

On 6/2/2019 at 1:25 AM, Bucket said:

Deep down in my heart of hearts I know that I was meant to be born as a beautiful Japanese boy and not the filthy Westerner that I turned out to be.

I have no fear in my heart and openly embrace this journey to becoming truly Japanese.

well, theres your first mistake. using filthy westerner english. if u were a tru nipponese u woulda said

"deep down in my kokoro of kokoros i know that iw as meant to be born as kawaii nipon-kun and not a baka gajin. i have no kowai in my kokoro and openly embrace this journey to become true and glorious nipon."

[naraku360]

On 6/2/2019 at 1:25 AM, Bucket said:

Deep down in my heart of hearts I know that I was meant to be born as a beautiful Japanese boy and not the filthy Westerner that I turned out to be.

I have no fear in my heart and openly embrace this journey to becoming truly Japanese.

Have you tried being less fat?

[QueenoftheDorks]

On 6/3/2019 at 9:21 PM, Cidz said:

well, theres your first mistake. using filthy westerner english. if u were a tru nipponese u woulda said

"deep down in my kokoro of kokoros i know that iw as meant to be born as kawaii nipon-kun and not a baka gajin. i have no kowai in my kokoro and openly embrace this journey to become true and glorious nipon."

hey hey he said he wanted to be a utsukushii not kawaii

although if he wants max beautiful he needs to become a aleumdaun hangug sonyeon...

[scope]

Open windows command prompt and set to 'Run as Administrator.'

C: \WINDOWS\system32>skinconfig /flushwhiteredneck

Windows skin configuration

Successfully flushed the whiteredneck Resolver Cache.

[3ngag3]

Sorry buddy, but you're gonna have to halve the size of your wang if you wanna be fully Japanese.

[Poof]

36 minutes ago, 3ngag3 said:

Sorry buddy, but you're gonna have to halve the size of your wang if you wanna be fully Japanese.

No, he won't. Some things really are meant to be.