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Real talk, man. Seeking out a bloody end has it's appeal in the darkest of our days. Keep this in mind, I will not insist or even suggest you find happiness or snap into a stable emotional state, but I will say this; instead of thinking of ways to die do your best to find an excuse to continue for another day/hour/minute. That's how I cope with my subtle, lingering, nihilistic death wish. Either way, this thread may be moved to DF, but I figure there's no harm in throwing in my two cents. I won't tell you not to die, but I will suggest that for your own sake, that you continue to live. Just find some person, be they family, friend, S.O., or crisis line to vent. Sometimes a death wish is merely pent up frustration coming to a boil.

 

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  On 5/27/2019 at 11:45 PM, That_One_Guy said:

You can have my video games, my mac, and my camera....about a $5,000 value if you'd rather just sell it.

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I'll kill you if you kill me. But I'd probably want to play w/the videogames and camera first

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  On 5/28/2019 at 12:07 AM, schmahxgn said:

Real talk, man. Seeking out a bloody end has it's appeal in the darkest of our days. Keep this in mind, I will not insist or even suggest you find happiness or snap into a stable emotional state, but I will say this; instead of thinking of ways to die do your best to find an excuse to continue for another day/hour/minute. That's how I cope with my subtle, lingering, nihilistic death wish. Either way, this thread may be moved to DF, but I figure there's no harm in throwing in my two cents. I won't tell you not to die, but I will suggest that for your own sake, that you continue to live. Just find some person, be they family, friend, S.O., or crisis line to vent. Sometimes a death wish is merely pent up frustration coming to a boil.

 

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Chill bro I posted this for the lulz. Although your genuine concern is appreciated.

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  On 5/28/2019 at 12:11 AM, That_One_Guy said:

Got bored

 

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I hear u. After getting a 2nd job i realized i haven't been as depressed.  I think sitting around doing nothing most of the day gave me too much time to think abt bad stuff

Hope u get to feeling better dood

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  On 5/28/2019 at 12:13 AM, fuggstop said:

I hear u. After getting a 2nd job i realized i haven't been as depressed.  I think sitting around doing nothing most of the day gave me too much time to think abt bad stuff

Hope u get to feeling better dood

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Thanks! I don't actually want to die right now. Although I am super stressed and tired all the time. Just felt like being an ass for a second ya know. I hope you're doing well, fuggs.

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  On 5/28/2019 at 12:16 AM, That_One_Guy said:

Thanks! I don't actually want to die right now. Although I am super stressed and tired all the time. Just felt like being an ass for a second ya know. I hope you're doing well, fuggs.

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Im ok. Just awaiting the next eventual crash and burn lmao

 

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  On 5/27/2019 at 11:45 PM, That_One_Guy said:

You can have my video games, my mac, and my camera....about a $5,000 value if you'd rather just sell it.

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why not just Ron Swanson this shit and carry a will in your wallet that says the man and or animal who kills you gets your stuff

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  On 5/28/2019 at 2:13 AM, Mix said:

 

 

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So .... like .... I dont have that much time ... also short on girls .... but I still have a few truckers that owe me favors. Ive heard men give better  fellatio ... granted ... my source is a large black man with a wife and a girlfriend thats swears he's not gay or remotely into dudes 

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  On 5/28/2019 at 2:25 AM, That_One_Guy said:

Aight. Dollar menu ok? I can get you two mcdoubles and a mcflurry. Or we can do a Wendy's 4 for 4 ;)

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$100 food fee

travel must be covered prior to and no you can't buy the tickets you must send $$$. travel fee includes ubers to/from airport

also $500 no-show safety deposit

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  On 5/28/2019 at 2:32 AM, Poof said:

$100 food fee

travel must be covered prior to and no you can't buy the tickets you must send $$$. travel fee includes ubers to/from airport

also $500 no-show safety deposit

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See you're throwing like crazy "I just booked you numbers at me"

Chill bro. I'm trying to work a deferred payment thing here and you're just not giving me any type of leeway. DAFUQ?

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  On 5/28/2019 at 2:35 AM, That_One_Guy said:

See you're throwing like crazy "I just booked you numbers at me"

Chill bro. I'm trying to work a deferred payment thing here and you're just not giving me any type of leeway. DAFUQ?

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a 3rd party will be emailing you an affidavit you must initial and sign in triplicate stating that you are not law enforcement and waive all rights guaranteed you by the us constitution

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  On 5/28/2019 at 2:38 AM, Poof said:

a 3rd party will be emailing you an affidavit you must initial and sign in triplicate stating that you are not law enforcement and waive all rights guaranteed you by the us constitution

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Cool I'll be sending my lawyer to finalize this shit. He's attorny Scott Miller

 

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  On 5/28/2019 at 2:19 AM, Vamped said:

So .... like .... I dont have that much time ... also short on girls .... but I still have a few truckers that owe me favors. Ive heard men give better  fellatio ... granted ... my source is a large black man with a wife and a girlfriend thats swears he's not gay or remotely into dudes 

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ok....lets amend it to 30, any bed or futon with a window view, a trucker with soft lips, and a belly full of descent, but not great whiskey...

 

sound doable?

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  On 5/28/2019 at 2:41 AM, Mix said:

ok....lets amend it to 30, any bed or futon with a window view, a trucker with soft lips, and a belly full of descent, but not great whiskey...

 

sound doable?

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Done and done.

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  On 5/28/2019 at 2:44 AM, Vamped said:

Done and done.

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It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done....it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.

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