That_One_Guy Posted May 27, 2019 Posted May 27, 2019 You can have my video games, my mac, and my camera....about a $5,000 value if you'd rather just sell it.
schmahxgn Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 (edited) Real talk, man. Seeking out a bloody end has it's appeal in the darkest of our days. Keep this in mind, I will not insist or even suggest you find happiness or snap into a stable emotional state, but I will say this; instead of thinking of ways to die do your best to find an excuse to continue for another day/hour/minute. That's how I cope with my subtle, lingering, nihilistic death wish. Either way, this thread may be moved to DF, but I figure there's no harm in throwing in my two cents. I won't tell you not to die, but I will suggest that for your own sake, that you continue to live. Just find some person, be they family, friend, S.O., or crisis line to vent. Sometimes a death wish is merely pent up frustration coming to a boil. Edited May 28, 2019 by schmahxgn 1
fuggstop Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 23 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: You can have my video games, my mac, and my camera....about a $5,000 value if you'd rather just sell it. What happened
Poof Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 23 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: You can have my video games, my mac, and my camera....about a $5,000 value if you'd rather just sell it. I'll kill you if you kill me. But I'd probably want to play w/the videogames and camera first
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, schmahxgn said: Real talk, man. Seeking out a bloody end has it's appeal in the darkest of our days. Keep this in mind, I will not insist or even suggest you find happiness or snap into a stable emotional state, but I will say this; instead of thinking of ways to die do your best to find an excuse to continue for another day/hour/minute. That's how I cope with my subtle, lingering, nihilistic death wish. Either way, this thread may be moved to DF, but I figure there's no harm in throwing in my two cents. I won't tell you not to die, but I will suggest that for your own sake, that you continue to live. Just find some person, be they family, friend, S.O., or crisis line to vent. Sometimes a death wish is merely pent up frustration coming to a boil. Chill bro I posted this for the lulz. Although your genuine concern is appreciated.
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, fuggstop said: What happened Got bored
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: I'll kill you if you kill me. But I'd probably want to play w/the videogames and camera first Sounds like a deal. 5pm tomorrow work for you?
Poof Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: Sounds like a deal. 5pm tomorrow work for you? You have to cover my travel too
fuggstop Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Got bored I hear u. After getting a 2nd job i realized i haven't been as depressed. I think sitting around doing nothing most of the day gave me too much time to think abt bad stuff Hope u get to feeling better dood
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Poof said: You have to cover my travel too I mean I expected as much. You cool with greyhound?
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I hear u. After getting a 2nd job i realized i haven't been as depressed. I think sitting around doing nothing most of the day gave me too much time to think abt bad stuff Hope u get to feeling better dood Thanks! I don't actually want to die right now. Although I am super stressed and tired all the time. Just felt like being an ass for a second ya know. I hope you're doing well, fuggs.
Poof Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: I mean I expected as much. You cool with greyhound? Under 3 hours yes
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: Under 3 hours yes You better board in Cleveland then lmao
fuggstop Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Thanks! I don't actually want to die right now. Although I am super stressed and tired all the time. Just felt like being an ass for a second ya know. I hope you're doing well, fuggs. Im ok. Just awaiting the next eventual crash and burn lmao
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: Im ok. Just awaiting the next eventual crash and burn lmao Aren't we all? Lol well if you need to vent my DMs is open af
fuggstop Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Aren't we all? Lol well if you need to vent my DMs is open af I think ill take u up on that. Thanks so much for the offer!
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: I think ill take u up on that. Thanks so much for the offer! 1 2
BlackNoir Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 I can't kill a man for 5 stacks. DoomzelWashingass is my tag on deepweb.....Cook up another 15 and I'll come see you.
fuggstop Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, CryingFreeman said: I can't kill a man for 5 stacks. DoomzelWashingass is my tag on deepweb.....Cook up another 15 and I'll come see you. U will not!
Mix Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 54 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: You can have my video games, my mac, and my camera....about a $5,000 value if you'd rather just sell it. why not just Ron Swanson this shit and carry a will in your wallet that says the man and or animal who kills you gets your stuff
Poof Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 23 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: You better board in Cleveland then lmao You can always come here. I also need food money for the trip.
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Posted May 28, 2019 56 minutes ago, Poof said: You can always come here. I also need food money for the trip. If you're gonna die why eat anyway lol
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Posted May 28, 2019 51 minutes ago, bnmjy said: K bro. Meet me in Homestead. Good luck killing me before a crackhead does lol
Mix Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: How do you want it to go down?
Vamped Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mix said: So .... like .... I dont have that much time ... also short on girls .... but I still have a few truckers that owe me favors. Ive heard men give better fellatio ... granted ... my source is a large black man with a wife and a girlfriend thats swears he's not gay or remotely into dudes
Poof Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 41 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: If you're gonna die why eat anyway lol to hasten decomposition/ensure my corpse makes funny noises?
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: to hasten decomposition/ensure my corpse makes funny noises? Aight. Dollar menu ok? I can get you two mcdoubles and a mcflurry. Or we can do a Wendy's 4 for 4
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Posted May 28, 2019 14 minutes ago, Vamped said: How do you want it to go down? Preferably quick and funny
Poof Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Aight. Dollar menu ok? I can get you two mcdoubles and a mcflurry. Or we can do a Wendy's 4 for 4 $100 food fee travel must be covered prior to and no you can't buy the tickets you must send $$$. travel fee includes ubers to/from airport also $500 no-show safety deposit
Vamped Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 8 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Preferably quick and funny So ... not at one of your comedy shows. Got it. 2
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Poof said: $100 food fee travel must be covered prior to and no you can't buy the tickets you must send $$$. travel fee includes ubers to/from airport also $500 no-show safety deposit See you're throwing like crazy "I just booked you numbers at me" Chill bro. I'm trying to work a deferred payment thing here and you're just not giving me any type of leeway. DAFUQ?
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: So ... not at one of your comedy shows. Got it. 1
Poof Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: See you're throwing like crazy "I just booked you numbers at me" Chill bro. I'm trying to work a deferred payment thing here and you're just not giving me any type of leeway. DAFUQ? a 3rd party will be emailing you an affidavit you must initial and sign in triplicate stating that you are not law enforcement and waive all rights guaranteed you by the us constitution 1
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: a 3rd party will be emailing you an affidavit you must initial and sign in triplicate stating that you are not law enforcement and waive all rights guaranteed you by the us constitution Cool I'll be sending my lawyer to finalize this shit. He's attorny Scott Miller 1
Mix Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 18 minutes ago, Vamped said: So .... like .... I dont have that much time ... also short on girls .... but I still have a few truckers that owe me favors. Ive heard men give better fellatio ... granted ... my source is a large black man with a wife and a girlfriend thats swears he's not gay or remotely into dudes ok....lets amend it to 30, any bed or futon with a window view, a trucker with soft lips, and a belly full of descent, but not great whiskey... sound doable? 2
Vamped Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Mix said: ok....lets amend it to 30, any bed or futon with a window view, a trucker with soft lips, and a belly full of descent, but not great whiskey... sound doable? Done and done. 1 1
Poof Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Cool I'll be sending my lawyer to finalize this shit. He's attorny Scott Miller I use Jones 1
Mix Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: Done and done. It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done....it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known. 1
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