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That_One_Guy

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Real talk, man. Seeking out a bloody end has it's appeal in the darkest of our days. Keep this in mind, I will not insist or even suggest you find happiness or snap into a stable emotional state, but I will say this; instead of thinking of ways to die do your best to find an excuse to continue for another day/hour/minute. That's how I cope with my subtle, lingering, nihilistic death wish. Either way, this thread may be moved to DF, but I figure there's no harm in throwing in my two cents. I won't tell you not to die, but I will suggest that for your own sake, that you continue to live. Just find some person, be they family, friend, S.O., or crisis line to vent. Sometimes a death wish is merely pent up frustration coming to a boil.

 

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23 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

You can have my video games, my mac, and my camera....about a $5,000 value if you'd rather just sell it.

I'll kill you if you kill me. But I'd probably want to play w/the videogames and camera first

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2 minutes ago, schmahxgn said:

Real talk, man. Seeking out a bloody end has it's appeal in the darkest of our days. Keep this in mind, I will not insist or even suggest you find happiness or snap into a stable emotional state, but I will say this; instead of thinking of ways to die do your best to find an excuse to continue for another day/hour/minute. That's how I cope with my subtle, lingering, nihilistic death wish. Either way, this thread may be moved to DF, but I figure there's no harm in throwing in my two cents. I won't tell you not to die, but I will suggest that for your own sake, that you continue to live. Just find some person, be they family, friend, S.O., or crisis line to vent. Sometimes a death wish is merely pent up frustration coming to a boil.

 

Chill bro I posted this for the lulz. Although your genuine concern is appreciated.

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Just now, That_One_Guy said:

Got bored

 

I hear u. After getting a 2nd job i realized i haven't been as depressed.  I think sitting around doing nothing most of the day gave me too much time to think abt bad stuff

Hope u get to feeling better dood

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2 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

I hear u. After getting a 2nd job i realized i haven't been as depressed.  I think sitting around doing nothing most of the day gave me too much time to think abt bad stuff

Hope u get to feeling better dood

Thanks! I don't actually want to die right now. Although I am super stressed and tired all the time. Just felt like being an ass for a second ya know. I hope you're doing well, fuggs.

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2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Thanks! I don't actually want to die right now. Although I am super stressed and tired all the time. Just felt like being an ass for a second ya know. I hope you're doing well, fuggs.

Im ok. Just awaiting the next eventual crash and burn lmao

 

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54 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

You can have my video games, my mac, and my camera....about a $5,000 value if you'd rather just sell it.

why not just Ron Swanson this shit and carry a will in your wallet that says the man and or animal who kills you gets your stuff

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2 minutes ago, Mix said:

 

 

So .... like .... I dont have that much time ... also short on girls .... but I still have a few truckers that owe me favors. Ive heard men give better  fellatio ... granted ... my source is a large black man with a wife and a girlfriend thats swears he's not gay or remotely into dudes 

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4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Aight. Dollar menu ok? I can get you two mcdoubles and a mcflurry. Or we can do a Wendy's 4 for 4 ;)

$100 food fee

travel must be covered prior to and no you can't buy the tickets you must send $$$. travel fee includes ubers to/from airport

also $500 no-show safety deposit

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2 minutes ago, Poof said:

$100 food fee

travel must be covered prior to and no you can't buy the tickets you must send $$$. travel fee includes ubers to/from airport

also $500 no-show safety deposit

See you're throwing like crazy "I just booked you numbers at me"

Chill bro. I'm trying to work a deferred payment thing here and you're just not giving me any type of leeway. DAFUQ?

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Just now, That_One_Guy said:

See you're throwing like crazy "I just booked you numbers at me"

Chill bro. I'm trying to work a deferred payment thing here and you're just not giving me any type of leeway. DAFUQ?

a 3rd party will be emailing you an affidavit you must initial and sign in triplicate stating that you are not law enforcement and waive all rights guaranteed you by the us constitution

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1 minute ago, Poof said:

a 3rd party will be emailing you an affidavit you must initial and sign in triplicate stating that you are not law enforcement and waive all rights guaranteed you by the us constitution

Cool I'll be sending my lawyer to finalize this shit. He's attorny Scott Miller

 

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18 minutes ago, Vamped said:

So .... like .... I dont have that much time ... also short on girls .... but I still have a few truckers that owe me favors. Ive heard men give better  fellatio ... granted ... my source is a large black man with a wife and a girlfriend thats swears he's not gay or remotely into dudes 

ok....lets amend it to 30, any bed or futon with a window view, a trucker with soft lips, and a belly full of descent, but not great whiskey...

 

sound doable?

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