That_One_Guy Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 You can have my video games, my mac, and my camera....about a $5,000 value if you'd rather just sell it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 (edited) Real talk, man. Seeking out a bloody end has it's appeal in the darkest of our days. Keep this in mind, I will not insist or even suggest you find happiness or snap into a stable emotional state, but I will say this; instead of thinking of ways to die do your best to find an excuse to continue for another day/hour/minute. That's how I cope with my subtle, lingering, nihilistic death wish. Either way, this thread may be moved to DF, but I figure there's no harm in throwing in my two cents. I won't tell you not to die, but I will suggest that for your own sake, that you continue to live. Just find some person, be they family, friend, S.O., or crisis line to vent. Sometimes a death wish is merely pent up frustration coming to a boil. Edited May 28, 2019 by schmahxgn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 23 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: You can have my video games, my mac, and my camera....about a $5,000 value if you'd rather just sell it. What happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 23 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: You can have my video games, my mac, and my camera....about a $5,000 value if you'd rather just sell it. I'll kill you if you kill me. But I'd probably want to play w/the videogames and camera first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Share Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, schmahxgn said: Real talk, man. Seeking out a bloody end has it's appeal in the darkest of our days. Keep this in mind, I will not insist or even suggest you find happiness or snap into a stable emotional state, but I will say this; instead of thinking of ways to die do your best to find an excuse to continue for another day/hour/minute. That's how I cope with my subtle, lingering, nihilistic death wish. Either way, this thread may be moved to DF, but I figure there's no harm in throwing in my two cents. I won't tell you not to die, but I will suggest that for your own sake, that you continue to live. Just find some person, be they family, friend, S.O., or crisis line to vent. Sometimes a death wish is merely pent up frustration coming to a boil. Chill bro I posted this for the lulz. Although your genuine concern is appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Share Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, fuggstop said: What happened Got bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Share Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: I'll kill you if you kill me. But I'd probably want to play w/the videogames and camera first Sounds like a deal. 5pm tomorrow work for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: Sounds like a deal. 5pm tomorrow work for you? You have to cover my travel too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Got bored I hear u. After getting a 2nd job i realized i haven't been as depressed. I think sitting around doing nothing most of the day gave me too much time to think abt bad stuff Hope u get to feeling better dood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Share Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Poof said: You have to cover my travel too I mean I expected as much. You cool with greyhound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Share Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I hear u. After getting a 2nd job i realized i haven't been as depressed. I think sitting around doing nothing most of the day gave me too much time to think abt bad stuff Hope u get to feeling better dood Thanks! I don't actually want to die right now. Although I am super stressed and tired all the time. Just felt like being an ass for a second ya know. I hope you're doing well, fuggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: I mean I expected as much. You cool with greyhound? Under 3 hours yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Share Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: Under 3 hours yes You better board in Cleveland then lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Thanks! I don't actually want to die right now. Although I am super stressed and tired all the time. Just felt like being an ass for a second ya know. I hope you're doing well, fuggs. Im ok. Just awaiting the next eventual crash and burn lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Share Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: Im ok. Just awaiting the next eventual crash and burn lmao Aren't we all? Lol well if you need to vent my DMs is open af Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Aren't we all? Lol well if you need to vent my DMs is open af I think ill take u up on that. Thanks so much for the offer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Share Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: I think ill take u up on that. Thanks so much for the offer! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 I can't kill a man for 5 stacks. DoomzelWashingass is my tag on deepweb.....Cook up another 15 and I'll come see you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, CryingFreeman said: I can't kill a man for 5 stacks. DoomzelWashingass is my tag on deepweb.....Cook up another 15 and I'll come see you. U will not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 54 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: You can have my video games, my mac, and my camera....about a $5,000 value if you'd rather just sell it. why not just Ron Swanson this shit and carry a will in your wallet that says the man and or animal who kills you gets your stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 23 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: You better board in Cleveland then lmao You can always come here. I also need food money for the trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 K bro. Meet me in Homestead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Share Posted May 28, 2019 56 minutes ago, Poof said: You can always come here. I also need food money for the trip. If you're gonna die why eat anyway lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Share Posted May 28, 2019 51 minutes ago, bnmjy said: K bro. Meet me in Homestead. Good luck killing me before a crackhead does lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 How do you want it to go down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: How do you want it to go down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mix said: So .... like .... I dont have that much time ... also short on girls .... but I still have a few truckers that owe me favors. Ive heard men give better fellatio ... granted ... my source is a large black man with a wife and a girlfriend thats swears he's not gay or remotely into dudes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 41 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: If you're gonna die why eat anyway lol to hasten decomposition/ensure my corpse makes funny noises? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Share Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: to hasten decomposition/ensure my corpse makes funny noises? Aight. Dollar menu ok? I can get you two mcdoubles and a mcflurry. Or we can do a Wendy's 4 for 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Share Posted May 28, 2019 14 minutes ago, Vamped said: How do you want it to go down? Preferably quick and funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Aight. Dollar menu ok? I can get you two mcdoubles and a mcflurry. Or we can do a Wendy's 4 for 4 $100 food fee travel must be covered prior to and no you can't buy the tickets you must send $$$. travel fee includes ubers to/from airport also $500 no-show safety deposit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 8 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Preferably quick and funny So ... not at one of your comedy shows. Got it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Share Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Poof said: $100 food fee travel must be covered prior to and no you can't buy the tickets you must send $$$. travel fee includes ubers to/from airport also $500 no-show safety deposit See you're throwing like crazy "I just booked you numbers at me" Chill bro. I'm trying to work a deferred payment thing here and you're just not giving me any type of leeway. DAFUQ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Share Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: So ... not at one of your comedy shows. Got it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: See you're throwing like crazy "I just booked you numbers at me" Chill bro. I'm trying to work a deferred payment thing here and you're just not giving me any type of leeway. DAFUQ? a 3rd party will be emailing you an affidavit you must initial and sign in triplicate stating that you are not law enforcement and waive all rights guaranteed you by the us constitution 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Share Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: a 3rd party will be emailing you an affidavit you must initial and sign in triplicate stating that you are not law enforcement and waive all rights guaranteed you by the us constitution Cool I'll be sending my lawyer to finalize this shit. He's attorny Scott Miller 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 18 minutes ago, Vamped said: So .... like .... I dont have that much time ... also short on girls .... but I still have a few truckers that owe me favors. Ive heard men give better fellatio ... granted ... my source is a large black man with a wife and a girlfriend thats swears he's not gay or remotely into dudes ok....lets amend it to 30, any bed or futon with a window view, a trucker with soft lips, and a belly full of descent, but not great whiskey... sound doable? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Mix said: ok....lets amend it to 30, any bed or futon with a window view, a trucker with soft lips, and a belly full of descent, but not great whiskey... sound doable? Done and done. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Cool I'll be sending my lawyer to finalize this shit. He's attorny Scott Miller I use Jones 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: Done and done. It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done....it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 kill me first please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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