fuggstop Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 hilarious im still getting me a fingerling monkey before i die. maybe take the $4000 out of madison's college fund. the monkey will replace her when she leaves me forever.
Guest Crush Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 14 minutes ago, fuggstop said: hilarious im still getting me a fingerling monkey before i die. maybe take the $4000 out of madison's college fund. the monkey will replace her when she leaves me forever. A fingering monkey? $4000? Wtf? You're getting screwed. Weirdo.
fuggstop Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 Just now, Crush said: A fingering monkey? $4000? Wtf? You're getting screwed. Weirdo. fingerLING! lol they live on your finger!!!!
Guest Crush Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 So you are a pedo huh? Is your lover madison legal? I c ur reply. Going 2 chk it.
Guest Crush Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: fingerLING! lol they live on your finger!!!! Thats still weird. What u feed it? Does it chew on nails?
Guest Crush Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 What happens when u wash ur hands? Do u put the monkey in a tiny cage or does it get a bath?
Juice McKenzie Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 that's fine. i hate them and don't trust them either.
André Toulon Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 I think I can kick a monkey's ass.....I mean not a gorilla or orangutan or not even some of the more spry chimpanzees.....But some of them motherfuckers can get this work.
Mix Posted May 7, 2019 Author Posted May 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said: I think I can kick a monkey's ass.....I mean not a gorilla or orangutan or not even some of the more spry chimpanzees.....But some of them motherfuckers can get this work. So you mean like a small monkey and not anything that would classify as an ape.....cause the strength of these things is brutal
André Toulon Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mix said: So you mean like a small monkey and not anything that would classify as an ape.....cause the strength of these things is brutal duh...
Mix Posted May 7, 2019 Author Posted May 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Sho Minamimoto said: duh... you may be tough, but you'll never be a hairless chimp using his balls as a chair tough 1
Skiles Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Mix said: 1. Yes, I wonder this every day of my life. 2. I don't know that this answered that question. If anything it makes me question the motives of even non-Saiyan monkeys even more.
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 That bottom one just makes me want to fight a monkey coming from someone that's done some work at a zoo. First off they arent wild monkey's they're captive monkeys.. Secondly you bet your ass they are interested in you..and your ass. Bring it monkey I'll feed you to the tiger, and use your paw to wish your troop out of existence. Never trust a monkey though. They're right.
molarbear Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 (edited) 9 hours ago, Mix said: Weak SAUCE! We've all seen the dude in Australia that punched a fucking Kangaroo and lived to tell tales about it Edited May 8, 2019 by molarbear 1
André Toulon Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 9 hours ago, molarbear said: Weak SAUCE! We've all seen the dude in Australia that punched a fucking Kangaroo and lived to tell tales about it This man laughs at your anecdote 1
Xanatos Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 18 hours ago, Sho Minamimoto said: I think I can kick a monkey's ass.....I mean not a gorilla or orangutan or not even some of the more spry chimpanzees.....But some of them motherfuckers can get this work. Anything up to a baboon I'm game. After that their crazy strong n human size or bigger.
André Toulon Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Xanatos said: Anything up to a baboon I'm game. After that their crazy strong n human size or bigger. Did you see the chimp Mix posted....That motherfucker is jacked with cajones de grande.
Xanatos Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 Just now, Sho Minamimoto said: Did you see the chimp Mix posted....That motherfucker is jacked with cajones de grande. You can't kick that one in the balls n win your not trying very hard.
André Toulon Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, Xanatos said: You can't kick that one in the balls n win your not trying very hard. I pass the monkey fighting crown to you, my friend.
Xanatos Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 Just now, Sho Minamimoto said: I pass the monkey fighting crown to you, my friend. I have been known to spank a monkey or two. 1 1
molarbear Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Sho Minamimoto said: This man laughs at your anecdote Touche
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