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If you don’t go to church this weekend you’re going to hell


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Guest ElephantInTheRoom
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I just messed my pants.

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Just now, midnight said:

I don't ''meat'' on any day, Jackie. 

The heck you talking about?

xD lol I meant to say "eat meat" but in my head I think I mashed "meat and eat" together. lmao

 

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Just now, jackiemarie90 said:

xD lol I meant to say "eat meat" but in my head I think I mashed "meat and eat" together. lmao

 

Haha. I think lamb is the go-to meat today, for Passover. 

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Just now, discolemonade said:

pfft. my ticket on the 'hell tram' was reserved years ago. 

 

 

This. 

Like one Sunday is going to make a difference at this point.

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Guest Shammer
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What if you went and jacked off whil there?

-I guess it would be alright if you was jacking off for Jesus.

Guest Shammer
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1 minute ago, fuggstop said:

Oh shitm and i just shipped back my $200 easter dress.. i looked 600lbs in it lol

I’ll make you a dress you will love for $99. 

Guest Shammer
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Just now, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

So, who are you?

I_make_dresses.

Guest Shammer
Posted
15 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Oh shitm and i just shipped back my $200 easter dress.. i looked 600lbs in it lol

Girl my dress will make that coochie shine.

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