If you don’t go to church this weekend you’re going to hell

[Guest ElephantInTheRoom]

I just messed my pants.

[jackiemarie90]

Also if you meat today too right?

[midnight]

Just now, jackiemarie90 said:

Also if you meat today too right?

I don't ''meat'' on any day, Jackie. 

The heck you talking about?

[jackiemarie90]

Just now, midnight said:

I don't ''meat'' on any day, Jackie. 

The heck you talking about?

 lol I meant to say "eat meat" but in my head I think I mashed "meat and eat" together. lmao

 

[midnight]

Just now, jackiemarie90 said:

 lol I meant to say "eat meat" but in my head I think I mashed "meat and eat" together. lmao

 

Haha. I think lamb is the go-to meat today, for Passover. 

[PhilosipherStoned]

I'm going to hell I just had a burger. 

[discolé monade]

pfft. my ticket on the 'hell tram' was reserved years ago. 

*eats roast beef sammich*

 

[resurrected]

I had roast and corn.

I'm going to hell with diarrhea.

[mthor]

Just now, discolemonade said:

pfft. my ticket on the 'hell tram' was reserved years ago. 

 

 

This. 

Like one Sunday is going to make a difference at this point.

[Guest Shammer]

What if you went and jacked off whil there?

-I guess it would be alright if you was jacking off for Jesus.

[fuggstop]

Oh shitm and i just shipped back my $200 easter dress.. i looked 600lbs in it lol

[Guest Shammer]

1 minute ago, fuggstop said:

Oh shitm and i just shipped back my $200 easter dress.. i looked 600lbs in it lol

I’ll make you a dress you will love for $99. 

[Rogue_Alphonse]

10 minutes ago, Shammer said:

I’ll make you a dress you will love for $99. 

So, who are you?

[Guest Shammer]

Just now, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

So, who are you?

I_make_dresses.

[Guest Shammer]

15 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Oh shitm and i just shipped back my $200 easter dress.. i looked 600lbs in it lol

Girl my dress will make that coochie shine.

[Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung]

23 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Oh shitm and i just shipped back my $200 easter dress.. i looked 600lbs in it lol

Maybe TLC will come and document your life for TV. Hey, you'll be on TV! W00t!

[Sandstone]

@Shammer are you the famous RainTeacher?