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I just took a piss without touching my dick and I was facing 90 degrees away from the toilet...hit the bowl dead on

Edited by Mix
Posted
7 hours ago, cyberbully said:

I would make the obvious joke, but I'll leave it for someone who needs a win.

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Mix said:

To see if I could

Thought you were doing the time honored tradition of pissing directly down the shower drain instead of yellowing up the toilet water

Posted
3 hours ago, Mix said:

To see if I could

To see if you could piss away from a toilet?

I'm sorry, I'm not following your logic. xD

Posted
7 hours ago, Skiles said:

To see if you could piss away from a toilet?

I'm sorry, I'm not following your logic. xD

You've never tried a trick shot while peeing?

Posted
3 hours ago, molarbear said:

You've never tried a trick shot while peeing?

Well, I mean... I've tried to see how far I can back away from the bowl. Y'know, to measure distance.

I don't think I've ever attempted any sort of curve or bank shot, though.

Posted
9 hours ago, Skiles said:

Well, I mean... I've tried to see how far I can back away from the bowl. Y'know, to measure distance.

I don't think I've ever attempted any sort of curve or bank shot, though.

Not indoors. I'm just saying when you're outside and pick a tree.  Try aiming for the tree to the left or right, try making a smiley face on the bark, or, if you're more artistic than me, go for Starry Night or something

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