Mix Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 (edited) I just took a piss without touching my dick and I was facing 90 degrees away from the toilet...hit the bowl dead on Edited April 6, 2019 by Mix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 I would make the obvious joke, but I'll leave it for someone who needs a win. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 Why did you start pissing facing away from the toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 Can i fix it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilsergE Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 Thats what you get with a fat chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 33 minutes ago, EvilsergE said: Thats what you get with a fat chick I don't think he minds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 6, 2019 Author Share Posted April 6, 2019 6 hours ago, Skiles said: Why did you start pissing facing away from the toilet? To see if I could Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 6, 2019 Author Share Posted April 6, 2019 2 hours ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: Can i fix it? I fixed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 6, 2019 Author Share Posted April 6, 2019 1 hour ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: I don't think he minds I don't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 6, 2019 Author Share Posted April 6, 2019 7 hours ago, cyberbully said: I would make the obvious joke, but I'll leave it for someone who needs a win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 I am as impressed as I am disgusted. Carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 9 hours ago, cyberbully said: I would make the obvious joke, but I'll leave it for someone who needs a win. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 2 hours ago, Mix said: To see if I could Thought you were doing the time honored tradition of pissing directly down the shower drain instead of yellowing up the toilet water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 2 hours ago, Mix said: To see if I could ^ No more words are necessary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Mix said: To see if I could To see if you could piss away from a toilet? I'm sorry, I'm not following your logic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Well.....I was going to say something about broke dick, STDs, and fuggs, but meh.....another time and person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 7 hours ago, Skiles said: To see if you could piss away from a toilet? I'm sorry, I'm not following your logic. You've never tried a trick shot while peeing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 1 hour ago, molarbear said: You've never tried a trick shot while peeing? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 3 hours ago, molarbear said: You've never tried a trick shot while peeing? Well, I mean... I've tried to see how far I can back away from the bowl. Y'know, to measure distance. I don't think I've ever attempted any sort of curve or bank shot, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Pee directly into your own butt. Then I'll be impressed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 I'm actually impressed no one did the thing....Good job, team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 9 hours ago, Skiles said: Well, I mean... I've tried to see how far I can back away from the bowl. Y'know, to measure distance. I don't think I've ever attempted any sort of curve or bank shot, though. Not indoors. I'm just saying when you're outside and pick a tree. Try aiming for the tree to the left or right, try making a smiley face on the bark, or, if you're more artistic than me, go for Starry Night or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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