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I got called out on stage tonight for having a tiny dick


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So I was performing stand up comedy at this bar in the hood, and the crowd was so disruptive and crazy I couldn't just do material. So I offered to do some impressions. The first one I was asked to do was Peter Griffin having sex. I did it and they loved it. But apparently I was humping like a dude with a small dick. Because I heard one of the chicks at one of the tables up front say " See thats how you know he got a small dick." But I wasn't mad for three reasons:

1.It's facts

2. The bit killed

3. Her friend thought I was cute so she obviously wanted a piece of this undersized manhood. Kiss my mediocre sized peen bitch!

/blog

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5 minutes ago, π™π™€π™œπ™ͺπ™šπ˜Όπ™‘π™₯π™π™€π™£π™¨π™š said:

but is it really little? Or is that an act as well?

Lol of course it is

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1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said:

Lol of course it is

Nothing wrong with that! Next time someone calls you out tell them, "at least you know how to FUCK" as you thrust harder into the word fuck xD

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As long as you made it funny. I think I would have fun doing comedy but I watch too much of it. I'd end up being derivative for certain.

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On 3/22/2019 at 2:40 AM, π™π™€π™œπ™ͺπ™šπ˜Όπ™‘π™₯π™π™€π™£π™¨π™š said:

Nothing wrong with that! Next time someone calls you out tell them, "at least you know how to FUCK" as you thrust harder into the word fuck xD

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RIght it's like betch I've had this tiny peen my whole life. I know how to jackhammer that shit

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20 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

To be fair, considering how often Peter Griffin runs around nekkid and there is no blurring required, your impression would require tiny dick acting. :D:D:D

That's what made the bit kill! I'm method af!

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I just saw an old clip of Michael Blackson riffing and he said "...my dick is so long I can fuck a bitch tomorrow, today"Β 

xDxDxD

Do you have small dick bits in your act? If you don't, you should

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3 hours ago, Mix said:

I just saw an old clip of Michael Blackson riffing and he said "...my dick is so long I can fuck a bitch tomorrow, today"Β 

xDxDxD

Do you have small dick bits in your act? If you don't, you should

It's basically the act afai can tell

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On 3/22/2019 at 12:10 AM, That_One_Guy said:

So I was performing stand up comedy at this bar in the hood, and the crowd was so disruptive and crazy I couldn't just do material. So I offered to do some impressions. The first one I was asked to do was Peter Griffin having sex. I did it and they loved it. But apparently I was humping like a dude with a small dick. Because I heard one of the chicks at one of the tables up front say " See thats how you know he got a small dick." But I wasn't mad for three reasons:

1.It's facts

2. The bit killed

3. Her friend thought I was cute so she obviously wanted a piece of this undersized manhood. Kiss my mediocre sized peen bitch!

/blog

Ya work with what ya got man

There are Porn Stars and then there are us common serfs

Work it into your routine.Β  Be like "Ya ever seen a Porno?"Β  "I'm in the Field Mouse category on PornHub!" Β  There's a chance you've seen me if you've ever clicked that!

I can't put together a joke right now, but,Β  you may steal this and roll with it.Β 

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