That_One_Guy Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 So I was performing stand up comedy at this bar in the hood, and the crowd was so disruptive and crazy I couldn't just do material. So I offered to do some impressions. The first one I was asked to do was Peter Griffin having sex. I did it and they loved it. But apparently I was humping like a dude with a small dick. Because I heard one of the chicks at one of the tables up front say " See thats how you know he got a small dick." But I wasn't mad for three reasons: 1.It's facts 2. The bit killed 3. Her friend thought I was cute so she obviously wanted a piece of this undersized manhood. Kiss my mediocre sized peen bitch! /blog 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 but is it really little? Or is that an act as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 22, 2019 Author Share Posted March 22, 2019 5 minutes ago, ππ€ππͺππΌπ‘π₯ππ€π£π¨π said: but is it really little? Or is that an act as well? Lol of course it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 How suspiciously on brand for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 22, 2019 Author Share Posted March 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, NaBron_James said: How suspiciously on brand for you Right! Sometimes jokes fall right into my undersized lap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 #lildickpride #bigthingscuminsmallpackages #Iamgroot #lilwoodsparksfire 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said: Lol of course it is Nothing wrong with that! Next time someone calls you out tell them, "at least you know how to FUCK" as you thrust harder into the word fuck Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muskox Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 As long as you made it funny. I think I would have fun doing comedy but I watch too much of it. I'd end up being derivative for certain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 To be fair, considering how often Peter Griffin runs around nekkid and there is no blurring required, your impression would require tiny dick acting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Β dontΒ look atΒ me heckle peopleΒ hellΒ tell me i need to go up on stage my self Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 23, 2019 Author Share Posted March 23, 2019 On 3/22/2019 at 2:40 AM, ππ€ππͺππΌπ‘π₯ππ€π£π¨π said: Nothing wrong with that! Next time someone calls you out tell them, "at least you know how to FUCK" as you thrust harder into the word fuck Β RIght it's like betch I've had this tiny peen my whole life. I know how to jackhammer that shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 23, 2019 Author Share Posted March 23, 2019 20 hours ago, katt_goddess said: To be fair, considering how often Peter Griffin runs around nekkid and there is no blurring required, your impression would require tiny dick acting. That's what made the bit kill! I'm method af! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 23, 2019 Author Share Posted March 23, 2019 20 hours ago, ghostrek said: Β dontΒ look atΒ me heckle peopleΒ hellΒ tell me i need to go up on stage my self But I love hecklers lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Should have whipped it out. No one would have seen it anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Was your strokes really short or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 23, 2019 Author Share Posted March 23, 2019 24 minutes ago, Greeny said: Should have whipped it out. No one would have seen it anyway. WE GET IT! YOU'RE WITTY AS SHIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 23, 2019 Author Share Posted March 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Was your strokes really short or what? Idk fr I was just pumpin. Guess I just had that lil meat energy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 I just saw an old clip of Michael Blackson riffing and he said "...my dick is so long I can fuck a bitch tomorrow, today"Β Do you have small dick bits in your act? If you don't, you should Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 3 hours ago, Mix said: I just saw an old clip of Michael Blackson riffing and he said "...my dick is so long I can fuck a bitch tomorrow, today"Β Do you have small dick bits in your act? If you don't, you should It's basically the act afai can tell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 On 3/22/2019 at 12:10 AM, That_One_Guy said: So I was performing stand up comedy at this bar in the hood, and the crowd was so disruptive and crazy I couldn't just do material. So I offered to do some impressions. The first one I was asked to do was Peter Griffin having sex. I did it and they loved it. But apparently I was humping like a dude with a small dick. Because I heard one of the chicks at one of the tables up front say " See thats how you know he got a small dick." But I wasn't mad for three reasons: 1.It's facts 2. The bit killed 3. Her friend thought I was cute so she obviously wanted a piece of this undersized manhood. Kiss my mediocre sized peen bitch! /blog Ya work with what ya got man There are Porn Stars and then there are us common serfs Work it into your routine.Β Be like "Ya ever seen a Porno?"Β "I'm in the Field Mouse category on PornHub!" Β There's a chance you've seen me if you've ever clicked that! I can't put together a joke right now, but,Β you may steal this and roll with it.Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 You can tell Amy Schumer has a very deep vagina with her routines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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