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Holy gawds damnit. >.<

Either get a cheap, thin bedsheet that you'll fold in half or a few cheap pillow cases that you can quick stitch together to make a vague comfort strip the length of your frickin' bed. Sprinkle a generous amount of dried lavender, dried rosemary, and [ slightly less amount of ] dried eucalyptus inside the folded sheet or the different pillow pockets and sew the edge[ s ] shut to form a basically huge but flat dream pillow / comforter and put that on your mattress under the fitted sheet [ if you use one of those ] . Do not sleep directly on it because rosemary likes to poke through cloth if given the chance so you'll need a layer or two yourself from it but the scent will go into all the blankets. It'll form a barrier between you and the bloody bastards and potentially purge them from wherever you settle this herbal settee.

So gross. And now I'm all itchy.  

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shut up fuggs you always talk about how you have plenty of funds but honest as fuck that's not cool...

Have your house sprayed for bed bugs if your halflings reside there.. I thought I had it bad, but honestly I've never even had to deal with a bed bug. 

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57 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

Holy gawds damnit. >.<

Either get a cheap, thin bedsheet that you'll fold in half or a few cheap pillow cases that you can quick stitch together to make a vague comfort strip the length of your frickin' bed. Sprinkle a generous amount of dried lavender, dried rosemary, and [ slightly less amount of ] dried eucalyptus inside the folded sheet or the different pillow pockets and sew the edge[ s ] shut to form a basically huge but flat dream pillow / comforter and put that on your mattress under the fitted sheet [ if you use one of those ] . Do not sleep directly on it because rosemary likes to poke through cloth if given the chance so you'll need a layer or two yourself from it but the scent will go into all the blankets. It'll form a barrier between you and the bloody bastards and potentially purge them from wherever you settle this herbal settee.

So gross. And now I'm all itchy.  

fucking thanks.. anything geez.. 

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6 hours ago, bnmjy said:

Take a hooha pic with crabs please.

Apparently I got banned for this post.

Arbitrary moderation out of spite much? ^_^

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4 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

.........Yeah. Already knew you had them.....this is what they look like, just for future reference.

Pubic-Lice.jpg

No shit.. That one's got all kinds of crazy filters going for it though. Don't make me post an actual nasty bedbug related pic off the web though because I will. Only thing I googled is why the things have become relevant again. I blame anime conventions.

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28 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Wtf lol

If it were truly offensive, the post should have been deleted.

Load of horseshit. At least Pat knows better than to goal post shift. xD

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1 hour ago, Hajime said:

If it were truly offensive, the post should have been deleted.

Load of horseshit. At least Pat knows better than to goal post shift. xD

Unhinged 

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7 hours ago, Hajime said:

If it were truly offensive, the post should have been deleted.

Load of horseshit. At least Pat knows better than to goal post shift. xD

Relax it was only a day. 

 

Gotta keep you on your toes. 

 

Also so it’s literally soliciting and it was a reported post.

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6 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

Relax it was only a day. 

 

Gotta keep you on your toes. 

 

Also so it’s literally soliciting and it was a reported post.

IT WAS A JOKE

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20 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

Says the one living in a pukey house but buying expensive bullshit

Have 1 trash can with a tiny bit if vomit in it for a few days and now your whole house pukey lol

Did u take lessons from buddyroe on ignorance and hyperbole? 

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11 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Have 1 trash can with a tiny bit if vomit in it for a few days and now your whole house pukey lol

Did u take lessons from buddyroe on ignorance and hyperbole? 

Just throwing at you what you throw at others

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I don’t know how a few of you fared on the Lithium boards, being banned there was damn near weekly for me at one point.. because Arcturus *assumed I was drinking underage while posting.

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1 hour ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

I thought I was the crabby mod.

 

You wish.

I have a stupid little tinsel tree I put up for yule and I pile little stuffed crabs around the bottom of it. And right in the center of it is a Handbanana ornament from ATHF.

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18 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

No shit.. That one's got all kinds of crazy filters going for it though. Don't make me post an actual nasty bedbug related pic off the web though because I will. Only thing I googled is why the things have become relevant again. I blame anime conventions.

You didn't get the bedbug joke here.....her "bedbugs" are......crabs....which is what THAT bug is.

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Well I suppose I shouldn't feel to ashamed to not be able to identify what type of louse that was.. I thought it might have been a bedbug close up with some added filters or something.. Makes more sense now I guess. The photo would require some pretty crazy magnification to achieve that level of detail for any kind of lice.

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On 3/14/2019 at 4:57 AM, Hajime said:

Apparently I got banned for this post.

Arbitrary moderation out of spite much? ^_^

No.....you got banned for soliciting for vagina pictures. It's not arbitrary moderation. I just think they are tired of your horseshit.

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On 3/14/2019 at 5:57 AM, Hajime said:

Apparently I got banned for this post.

Arbitrary moderation out of spite much? ^_^

GOD DAMN 

 

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