Muskette Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 On Real Self. They really don’t have enough pics on there for female breast reductions. Just a lot for breast agumentation and male breast reductions. It’s really discouraging. If you could change one thing about your physical self, what would it be?
Muskette Posted February 27, 2019 Author Posted February 27, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Greeny said: Does everything count as one thing? It could, but you’re not an ugly guy. Due to where i lived as a child i hated my black features. Now i’ve grown to love them. DSLs are in these days. Never sell yourself short. Edited February 27, 2019 by Muskette
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 (edited) I've been considering lasik. I saw a TV commercial add that said "starts at $299 per eye." And I'm like "STARTS at???" You mean there's the "good" eye surgery, and the shitty eye surgery??? Edited February 27, 2019 by Doom Metal Alchemist 1 1
Muskette Posted February 27, 2019 Author Posted February 27, 2019 Just now, garbagepailcat said: I need some moles removed I had one removed. It wasn’t bad.
Greeny Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 13 minutes ago, Muskette said: It could, but you’re not an ugly guy. Due to where i lived as a child i hated my black features. Now i’ve grown to love them. DSLs are in these days. Never sell yourself short. Oh I know. I'm gorgeous. It's a curse. 1
Muskette Posted February 27, 2019 Author Posted February 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, Greeny said: Oh I know. I'm gorgeous. It's a curse. Lol, good attitude
garbagepailcat Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 18 minutes ago, Muskette said: I had one removed. It wasn’t bad. I have a few on my face that I’ve had my whole life. I have a love/hate relationship with them. I just dread doctors in general. Plus, scars on my face almost seem worse than a mole. 🤷🏼♀️ Good luck with your boobies! I’ll take what you’re getting rid of. Lol 2
Greeny Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 30 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I've been considering lasik. I saw a TV commercial add that said "starts at $299 per eye." And I'm like "STARTS at???" You mean there's the "good" eye surgery, and the shitty eye surgery??? I've actually thought about lasik too.
Mix Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Muskette said: On Real Self. They really don’t have enough pics on there for female breast reductions. Just a lot for breast agumentation and male breast reductions. It’s really discouraging. If you could change one thing about your physical self, what would it be? 80% of americans have or will have back problems only 28% of american women have a C cup or higher use this info as you will.....I have no skin in this game, i'm a butt and legs guy, but @Doom Metal Alchemist has a panic attack every time he hears the words "breast reduction".....I believe I've heard him describe the procedure as "...right up there with climate change as a sign this world is coming to an end..." 1 2
Muskox Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 16 minutes ago, Mix said: use this info as you will.....I have no skin in this game, i'm a butt and legs guy, but @Doom Metal Alchemist has a panic attack every time he hears the words "breast reduction".....I believe I've heard him describe the procedure as "...right up there with climate change as a sign this world is coming to an end..." I was looking at them the other day and they are legit huge. There's plenty to spare there. 1
Mix Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 29 minutes ago, Muskox said: I was looking at them the other day and they are legit huge. There's plenty to spare there. This is how I read this... "I was staring at her while she slept and I thought, there's plenty to spare if they carve these up" lmao, i'm couldn't help myself....I really don't care about any of this, I just find it funny 2
Muskox Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mix said: This is how I read this... "I was staring at her while she slept and I thought, there's plenty to spare if they carve these up" Reveal hidden contents lmao, i'm couldn't help myself....I really don't care about any of this, I just find it funny I would make a sexy lady, and i just might have the pic for this too. 2
Mix Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 46 minutes ago, Muskox said: I would make a sexy lady, and i just might have the pic for this too. omg, it's you......i'm so glad to see you're doing well....I always wondered what happened to you 1 2
molarbear Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 I'd get my facial hair lasered off. I mean it doesn't grow in enough to do anything so it's just kind of a pain in the ass
Greeny Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, molarbear said: I'd get my facial hair lasered off. I mean it doesn't grow in enough to do anything so it's just kind of a pain in the ass This but with my ass instead. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 20 hours ago, Mix said: 80% of americans have or will have back problems only 28% of american women have a C cup or higher use this info as you will.....I have no skin in this game, i'm a butt and legs guy, but @Doom Metal Alchemist has a panic attack every time he hears the words "breast reduction".....I believe I've heard him describe the procedure as "...right up there with climate change as a sign this world is coming to an end..." Dude, just throw me under the bus... I know I've tried discouraging boo from doing this already, but it seems like you remember my posts from a LONG fucking time ago on Lithium.... 1
Vamped Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 18 hours ago, Mix said: omg, it's you......i'm so glad to see you're doing well....I always wondered what happened to you When I clicked into this thread at work .... I wasn't ready for any of this 1
Vamped Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 (edited) 22 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I've been considering lasik. I saw a TV commercial add that said "starts at $299 per eye." And I'm like "STARTS at???" You mean there's the "good" eye surgery, and the shitty eye surgery??? I thought about Lasik but I don' t think I'm a good candidate, nor do I think I could sit through the procedure without being sedated. I'm crazy afraid of putting anything in my eyes. I give my Optometrist crap every time I go in and she wants to dilate my eyes. It took every ounce of strength in me to use eye drops. This was probably the scariest thing about DeadSpace 2 for me Spoiler Edited February 28, 2019 by Vamped
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: I thought about Lasik but I don' t think I'm a good candidate, nor do I think I could sit through the procedure without being sedated. I'm crazy afraid of putting anything in my eyes. I give my Optometrist crap every time I go in and she wants to dilate my eyes. It took every ounce of strength in me to use eye drops. This was probably the scariest thing about DeadSpace 2 for me I've always shied away from lasik for the same reasons. I would say about a decade ago my dad even offered to pay in full for me to get lasik, but I declined because I was too scared. Since he retired and thus makes much less money, that offer is no longer on the table. But apparently it's a hell of a lot cheaper than it used to be, lol. It was fucking thousands of dollars when my mom got it around 1999.
Vamped Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I've always shied away from lasik for the same reasons. I would say about a decade ago my dad even offered to pay in full for me to get lasik, but I declined because I was too scared. Since he retired and thus makes much less money, that offer is no longer on the table. But apparently it's a hell of a lot cheaper than it used to be, lol. It was fucking thousands of dollars when my mom got it around 1999. I .... uh apparently didn't watch the entire gif when I post it. I did NOT know it was a really bad mess up. I'mma go spoiler tag that
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Vamped said: I .... uh apparently didn't watch the entire gif when I post it. I did NOT know it was a really bad mess up. I'mma go spoiler tag that Oh, I thought that's what made it so scary.
Vamped Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Oh, I thought that's what made it so scary. Well it was scary when I played it and messed up but I thought the gif I picked stopped before they actually fucked messed his whole face up. I liked the first DeadSpace better. 1
Mix Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Dude, just throw me under the bus... I know I've tried discouraging boo from doing this already, but it seems like you remember my posts from a LONG fucking time ago on Lithium.... lmao, wait you actually said that? I was just making shit up 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 I probably wouldn't change anything I'm very vain and see myself as near perfect 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mix said: lmao, wait you actually said that? I was just making shit up I've never connected breast reductions and climate change, but my actual attitudes towards breast reductions are pretty similar, and I'm pretty sure I used to be far more outspoken about it ~a decade ago. It seems you know me better than even you realize. 1
Mix Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Vamped said: When I clicked into this thread at work .... I wasn't ready for any of this wow, weird, through out my life i've heard those words from family, friends, and significant others..... "I wasn't ready for any of this" On my grave stone it's going to say "Be Ready Next Time"....as a warning Not because I believe in re-incarnation, but because I believe in Resurrection.....my followers will summon me from the depths of the underworld with the eye of Anubis and I shall RISE TO RULE THIS WORLD AS THE DARK LORD I WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! so it's kinda strange that you would say that here, y'know
Mix Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 12 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I've never connected breast reductions and climate change, but my actual attitudes towards breast reductions are pretty similar, and I'm pretty sure I used to be far more outspoken about it ~a decade ago. It seems you know me better than even you realize. maybe, but your love of chest pillows is well documented, and I tend to run with even the smallest details in my effort to use a constant stream of jokes in place of an actual personality.... 1
Mix Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 20 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: Butt injections....one size up from whatever Nikki Minaj has damn, son 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Mix said: maybe, but your love of chest pillows is well documented, and I tend to run with even the smallest details in my effort to use a constant stream of jokes in place of an actual personality.... The thing is I made my "love of chest pillows" FAR more obvious in the distant past than I do now. I hope you're not reading that thinking, "How is that even possible?" because I thought I was more subtle about it now. 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Mix said: damn, son LMAO Oh my I'd look rediculous like that
Vamped Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, Mix said: wow, weird, through out my life i've heard those words from family, friends, and significant others..... "I wasn't ready for any of this" On my grave stone it's going to say "Be Ready Next Time"....as a warning Not because I believe in re-incarnation, but because I believe in Resurrection.....my followers will summon me from the depths of the underworld with the eye of Anubis and I shall RISE TO RULE THIS WORLD AS THE DARK LORD I WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! so it's kinda strange that you would say that here, y'know Some threads I go in knowing if I open them at work, I better minimize my window and speed scrool. I .... had not anticipated Spoiler Im using the tiniest window possible and speed scrolling whenever I see the corner of pictures 3
Mix Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: LMAO Oh my I'd look rediculous like that Hey, this is a safe place. You do you. No one will judge 1
Mix Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 8 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: The thing is I made my "love of chest pillows" FAR more obvious in the distant past than I do now. I hope you're not reading that thinking, "How is that even possible?" because I thought I was more subtle about it now. haha, you're good....my mind randomly stores this type of info, you barely say anything about your love of twin peaks 1
That_One_Guy Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 On 2/27/2019 at 10:28 AM, Muskette said: On Real Self. They really don’t have enough pics on there for female breast reductions. Just a lot for breast agumentation and male breast reductions. It’s really discouraging. If you could change one thing about your physical self, what would it be? id want to be bald. I hate my hair. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: id want to be bald. I hate my hair. Wait.... aren't you the guy who says he has a tiny dick? And you're picking something you can actually do yourself in the real world?
That_One_Guy Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Wait.... aren't you the guy who says he has a tiny dick? And you're picking something you can actually do yourself in the real world? i dont care about how small my cock is lol i can work around that. My hair on the other hand gets annoying.
Muskette Posted February 28, 2019 Author Posted February 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: id want to be bald. I hate my hair. I will take your hair and add to my own. Like a hair highlander. There can only be one. 1
That_One_Guy Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 Just now, Muskette said: I will take your hair and add to my own. Like a hair highlander. There can only be one. lol plz take it. All of it. Have fun with that bullshit. It's annoyingly thick and wont give a fuck what you want it to do 1
Muskette Posted February 28, 2019 Author Posted February 28, 2019 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: lol plz take it. All of it. Have fun with that bullshit. It's annoyingly thick and wont give a fuck what you want it to do Have you seen my hair? I have thick curls. Bless up, my damie
That_One_Guy Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, Muskette said: Have you seen my hair? I have thick curls. Bless up, my damie At least your hair looks good. I go through this awkward ass phase everytime my hair is growing in because I have a wicked cowlick in the back of my head that has me looking all the way goofy. I wanna grow it out to my shoulders so I can look like the dude from aquaman. Jason Balboa or whatever his dumb ass name is 2
Greeny Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 26 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: i dont care about how small my cock is lol i can work around that. My hair on the other hand gets annoying. I'll trade your hair for my above average penis. I'm not using it anyway.
That_One_Guy Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 9 minutes ago, Greeny said: I'll trade your hair for my above average penis. I'm not using it anyway. Dawg I don't care how big my dick is. That's why god gave me fists.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 2 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: At least your hair looks good. I go through this awkward ass phase everytime my hair is growing in because I have a wicked cowlick in the back of my head that has me looking all the way goofy. I wanna grow it out to my shoulders so I can look like the dude from aquaman. Jason Balboa or whatever his dumb ass name is This is the proper attitude. ^ My hair does that shit when its short too. Fuck that.
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