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On Real Self. They really don’t have enough pics on there for female breast reductions. 

Just a lot for breast agumentation and male breast reductions.

It’s really discouraging.

If you could change one thing about your physical self, what would it be?

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  On 2/27/2019 at 3:32 PM, Greeny said:

Does everything count as one thing?

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It could, but you’re not an ugly guy.

Due to where i lived as a child i hated my black features. Now i’ve grown to love them. DSLs are in these days.

Never sell yourself short.

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  On 2/27/2019 at 3:36 PM, Muskette said:

It could, but you’re not an ugly guy.

Due to where i lived as a child i hated my black features. Now i’ve grown to love them. DSLs are in these days.

Never sell yourself short.

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Oh I know. I'm gorgeous. It's a curse.

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  On 2/27/2019 at 3:49 PM, Muskette said:

I had one removed. It wasn’t bad.

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I have a few on my face that I’ve had my whole life. I have a love/hate relationship with them. I just dread doctors in general. Plus, scars on my face almost seem worse than a mole. 🤷🏼‍♀️ 

Good luck with your boobies! I’ll take what you’re getting rid of. Lol

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  On 2/27/2019 at 3:28 PM, Muskette said:

On Real Self. They really don’t have enough pics on there for female breast reductions. 

Just a lot for breast agumentation and male breast reductions.

It’s really discouraging.

If you could change one thing about your physical self, what would it be?

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80% of americans have or will have back problems 

only 28% of american women have a C cup or higher

 

use this info as you will.....I have no skin in this game, i'm a butt and legs guy, but @Doom Metal Alchemist has a panic attack every time he hears the words "breast reduction".....I believe I've heard him describe the procedure as "...right up there with climate change as a sign this world is coming to an end..."

 

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  On 2/27/2019 at 5:59 PM, Mix said:

use this info as you will.....I have no skin in this game, i'm a butt and legs guy, but @Doom Metal Alchemist has a panic attack every time he hears the words "breast reduction".....I believe I've heard him describe the procedure as "...right up there with climate change as a sign this world is coming to an end..."

 

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I was looking at them the other day and they are legit huge. There's plenty to spare there.

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  On 2/27/2019 at 6:18 PM, Muskox said:

I was looking at them the other day and they are legit huge. There's plenty to spare there.

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This is how I read this...

"I was staring at her while she slept and I thought, there's plenty to spare if they carve these up" 

 

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  On 2/27/2019 at 6:51 PM, Mix said:

This is how I read this...

"I was staring at her while she slept and I thought, there's plenty to spare if they carve these up" 

 

 

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I would make a sexy lady, and i just might have the pic for this too.

 

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  On 2/27/2019 at 6:56 PM, Muskox said:

I would make a sexy lady, and i just might have the pic for this too.

 

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omg, it's you......i'm so glad to see you're doing well....I always wondered what happened to you

 

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  On 2/27/2019 at 5:59 PM, Mix said:

80% of americans have or will have back problems 

only 28% of american women have a C cup or higher

 

use this info as you will.....I have no skin in this game, i'm a butt and legs guy, but @Doom Metal Alchemist has a panic attack every time he hears the words "breast reduction".....I believe I've heard him describe the procedure as "...right up there with climate change as a sign this world is coming to an end..."

 

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Dude, just throw me under the bus... :D I know I've tried discouraging boo from doing this already, but it seems like you remember my posts from a LONG fucking time ago on Lithium.... :ph34r:

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  On 2/27/2019 at 7:44 PM, Mix said:

omg, it's you......i'm so glad to see you're doing well....I always wondered what happened to you

 

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When I clicked into this thread at work .... I wasn't ready for any of this xD

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  On 2/27/2019 at 3:46 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I've been considering lasik.

I saw a TV commercial add that said "starts at $299 per eye." And I'm like "STARTS at???" You mean there's the "good" eye surgery, and the shitty eye surgery???

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I thought about Lasik but I don' t think I'm a good candidate, nor do I think I could sit through the procedure without being sedated. I'm crazy afraid of putting anything in my eyes.  I give my Optometrist crap every time I go in and she wants to dilate my eyes. It took every ounce of strength in me to use eye drops. 

 

This was probably the scariest thing about DeadSpace 2 for me 

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  On 2/28/2019 at 2:20 PM, Vamped said:

I thought about Lasik but I don' t think I'm a good candidate, nor do I think I could sit through the procedure without being sedated. I'm crazy afraid of putting anything in my eyes.  I give my Optometrist crap every time I go in and she wants to dilate my eyes. It took every ounce of strength in me to use eye drops. 

 

This was probably the scariest thing about DeadSpace 2 for me 

Image result for dead space eye needle gif

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I've always shied away from lasik for the same reasons. I would say about a decade ago my dad even offered to pay in full for me to get lasik, but I declined because I was too scared. Since he retired and thus makes much less money, that offer is no longer on the table. But apparently it's a hell of a lot cheaper than it used to be, lol. It was fucking thousands of dollars when my mom got it around 1999.

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  On 2/28/2019 at 2:24 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I've always shied away from lasik for the same reasons. I would say about a decade ago my dad even offered to pay in full for me to get lasik, but I declined because I was too scared. Since he retired and thus makes much less money, that offer is no longer on the table. But apparently it's a hell of a lot cheaper than it used to be, lol. It was fucking thousands of dollars when my mom got it around 1999.

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I .... uh apparently didn't watch the entire gif when I post it. I did NOT know it was a really bad mess up. I'mma go spoiler tag that :o

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  On 2/28/2019 at 2:08 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Dude, just throw me under the bus... :D I know I've tried discouraging boo from doing this already, but it seems like you remember my posts from a LONG fucking time ago on Lithium.... :ph34r:

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lmao, wait you actually said that? :o

I was just making shit up xD

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  On 2/28/2019 at 4:23 PM, Mix said:

lmao, wait you actually said that? :o

I was just making shit up xD

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I've never connected breast reductions and climate change, but my actual attitudes towards breast reductions are pretty similar, and I'm pretty sure I used to be far more outspoken about it ~a decade ago.

It seems you know me better than even you realize. O.o

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  On 2/28/2019 at 2:15 PM, Vamped said:

When I clicked into this thread at work .... I wasn't ready for any of this xD

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wow, weird, through out my life i've heard those words from family, friends, and significant others.....

"I wasn't ready for any of this" 

On my grave stone it's going to say "Be Ready Next Time"....as a warning

Not because I believe in re-incarnation, but because I believe in Resurrection.....my followers will summon me from the depths of the underworld with the eye of Anubis and I shall RISE TO RULE THIS WORLD AS THE DARK LORD I WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

so it's kinda strange that you would say that here, y'know :|

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  On 2/28/2019 at 4:31 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I've never connected breast reductions and climate change, but my actual attitudes towards breast reductions are pretty similar, and I'm pretty sure I used to be far more outspoken about it ~a decade ago.

It seems you know me better than even you realize. O.o

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maybe, but your love of chest pillows is well documented, and I tend to run with even the smallest details in my effort to use a constant stream of jokes in place of an actual personality....

 

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  On 2/28/2019 at 4:48 PM, Mix said:

maybe, but your love of chest pillows is well documented, and I tend to run with even the smallest details in my effort to use a constant stream of jokes in place of an actual personality....

 

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The thing is I made my "love of chest pillows" FAR more obvious in the distant past than I do now. xD 

I hope you're not reading that thinking, "How is that even possible?" because I thought I was more subtle about it now. :|

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  On 2/28/2019 at 4:43 PM, Mix said:

wow, weird, through out my life i've heard those words from family, friends, and significant others.....

"I wasn't ready for any of this" 

On my grave stone it's going to say "Be Ready Next Time"....as a warning

Not because I believe in re-incarnation, but because I believe in Resurrection.....my followers will summon me from the depths of the underworld with the eye of Anubis and I shall RISE TO RULE THIS WORLD AS THE DARK LORD I WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

so it's kinda strange that you would say that here, y'know :|

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Some threads I go in knowing if I open them at work, I better minimize my window and speed scrool.

I .... had not anticipated 

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xD

Im using the tiniest window possible and speed scrolling whenever I see the corner of pictures 

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  On 2/28/2019 at 4:50 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

The thing is I made my "love of chest pillows" FAR more obvious in the distant past than I do now. xD 

I hope you're not reading that thinking, "How is that even possible?" because I thought I was more subtle about it now. :|

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haha, you're good....my mind randomly stores this type of info, you barely say anything about your love of twin peaks

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  On 2/27/2019 at 3:28 PM, Muskette said:

On Real Self. They really don’t have enough pics on there for female breast reductions. 

Just a lot for breast agumentation and male breast reductions.

It’s really discouraging.

If you could change one thing about your physical self, what would it be?

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id want to be bald. I hate my hair.

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  On 2/28/2019 at 5:38 PM, Muskette said:

Have you seen my hair? I have thick curls.

Bless up, my damie

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At least your hair looks good. I go through this awkward ass phase everytime my hair is growing in because I have a wicked cowlick in the back of my head that has me looking all the way goofy. I wanna grow it out to my shoulders so I can look like the dude from aquaman. Jason Balboa or whatever his dumb ass name is

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  On 2/28/2019 at 5:46 PM, That_One_Guy said:

At least your hair looks good. I go through this awkward ass phase everytime my hair is growing in because I have a wicked cowlick in the back of my head that has me looking all the way goofy. I wanna grow it out to my shoulders so I can look like the dude from aquaman. Jason Balboa or whatever his dumb ass name is

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This is the proper attitude. ^ My hair does that shit when its short too. Fuck that.

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