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You know those people that order a burger and ask for all the veggies left off?


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Most adults who would do that would also not eat the buns. They were usually on a ketogenic diet or some shit. Some though really do have childish tastes. Sucks to be them.

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I had a habit of doing this for awhile depending on where I went. Reason being was I kept getting wilted or flavorless vegetables. That being said I'm a chef so if I want a burger I'll just make my own most of the time.

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If you're on keto then you're better off not even wasting money on a fast food hamburger and just cooking a steak.

 

Keto diets can squeeze in green leafy vegetables though since they have almost no carbs per serving.

 

True, but when you're traveling and there's only fast food to be had, you don't have much a choice.

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yeah...bothers me too...L_B does that shit...gets it plain and dry with cheese and bacon...I bitch at him for it too...it's like why would you pay for the burger as it's supposed to be made then ask for less shit but still pay the same price...that's basically a free salad you just threw out

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I had a habit of doing this for awhile depending on where I went. Reason being was I kept getting wilted or flavorless vegetables. That being said I'm a chef so if I want a burger I'll just make my own most of the time.

 

Riddle me this: what the FUCK do I put bechamel on?

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yeah...bothers me too...L_B does that shit...gets it plain and dry with cheese and bacon...I bitch at him for it too...it's like why would you pay for the burger as it's supposed to be made then ask for less shit but still pay the same price...that's basically a free salad you just threw out

 

make him order mcdoubles without the pickles from now on.

pretty good cost to food ratio even without the little sour slices of sadness.

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We don't get veggies on burgers at fast food joints for the same reason We don't shop in the produce section at Walmart.

 

We'd prefer to not eat at fast food places at all, but We're not always afforded the time to be as big a snob as We'd like.

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Riddle me this: what the FUCK do I put bechamel on?

 

Lasagna, cannelloni, soup/chowder (tbh I have only done this to act as a slurry), and fish or chicken pie. It's not something I use much, but I'm sure there are more skilled chefs than I that know more uses.

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Because I like meat, cheese, bacon, and BBQ or A1 god dammit and I will eat my fucking burger how I damn well please.  >:(

 

Damn right.

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We don't get veggies on burgers at fast food joints for the same reason We don't shop in the produce section at Walmart.

 

We'd prefer to not eat at fast food places at all, but We're not always afforded the time to be as big a snob as We'd like.

 

it doesn't have to be fast food

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I just don't like raw onions.  Especially at Culvers since they have purple onions.

I'll always ask them not to add them.

 

They're kinda okay at Burger King.  If I think of it, I'll ask them not to include them but most of the time I forget.

I actually like the onions at McDonalds since they're so small.  I love lettuce and tomatoes in burgers.

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it doesn't have to be fast food

Indeed. And when it's not, We'll happily enjoy the lettuce, tomato, and other such fixings. Different leagues have different rules.

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